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I’m sorry, I just can’t forget that Elizabeth Warren claimed to be Native American. I just can’t trust someone who reached that level of peak whiteness.

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Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

my clarke x lexa fics

(masterlist in order of angst)

Except You Love … exes to lovers + childhood friends | 245,705 words E … Clarke and Lexa. Inevitable and inseparable. Until they weren’t. After four painful years and an ocean apart, Clarke gets a second chance at a first love with Lexa. Extreme pining. 😭😭😭

Rooftop … fighting lovers + Lexa in a red cape | 24,095 words M … Every night on a Brooklyn rooftop, Clarke scales the emotional heights of being married to superhero Lexa who, for some reason, no longer wants to stay married. 😭😭

Familiar and Yours … coffee shop au + bread | 9,675 words M … Lexa sees Clarke every Wednesday and Sunday, same seat, same hot chocolate. Same beautiful blue eyes. Something so familiar about her. 😭🥖☕️

Something Borrowed … long distance exes + untranslatable words | 15950 words M … Clarke returns from Paris to make things right with Lexa. It might be (one wedding dress) too late. 👰🏻😭💍

Coffee and Cranes (and Everything But Love) … fwb au | 32,190 words wip E … Clarke and Lexa meet with a literal bang and agree to a no strings attached arrangement. Six months. Casual, simple. Just sex. 😭🏗☕️

Ramen … idiots to lovers au + snowed in | 12,265 words E … There’s a storm, two angry exes, and only one coveted ramen package. Clarke and Lexa fight over noodles. Things get heated. 😢🍜🌶❄️

A furrow, a line (a vignette in time) … Tumblr prompts | 14,760 words M … A collection of prompts, drabbles and ficlets. Epigraphs of love. Different universes. All with Clarke and Lexa overwhelmingly in love with each other, including growing old together. ❤️👵🏼👩🏼‍🦳🥰

you are my prologue, my epilogue … EYL valentines | 13,655 words wip E … a look back and forward in the Except You Love universe, through five valentines, plus one more, aka five+ ruminations on love. 💕😊

Books & Hooks … bookshop au + hot air balloons | 12,900 words T … Clarke, a hot air balloon pilot from the future, drops into Lexa’s bookstore and her small town life in Polis isn’t the same again. 🪂📚😊

Lost and found … neighbours au + love at first key sight | 9,230 words M … Lexa has just moved into the neighbourhood. Clarke has just locked herself out. It’s hot, the sun is scorching, and neither of them has any chill. Lots of thirst though. 🔥💦🏘🔑🥵

broke as a bottle of wine … childhood friends reuniting au + champagne | 20,665 words E … Rich Clarke and Lexa, old loves, meeting again and kissing their way to a different future. 🍾🏍💵🥵😊

Kill for love … assassins au + only one bed | 4,095 words T … Clarke and Lexa are two killer women who meet at an international conference for assassins. A hotel mix up forces Clarke to share a bed with her arch-rival.🗡🔫🧨😅

Fake fake (in love with you) … fake dating au + holigay shenanigans | 17,000 words E … Over three days of Christmas, Clarke has to pretend to be dating her best friend, Lexa. Much scheming and sledding and skating involved. ⛸🎄🎁😂😂

Cherub … meet cute cupid au | 5,500 words M … Clarke is a cherub angel / cupid in training who accidentally pricks human Lexa with her misshot arrow. ☁️🌬🏹😇😂🤣

Kismet … highschool meet-cute au | 3,500 words G … Clarke and Lexa run into each other. A lot. It’s meant to be. 🎨😍

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

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Her little sister is trying to pronounce the word “who”

[Mona-Lisa Saperstein from Parks and Rec]: Don't be suspicious. Don't don't be suspicious..... Don't be suspicious, don't beeee suspicious! Uh, don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, DON'T BE SUSPICIOUS, DON-