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Marta’s advice to Brazil’s next generation of footballers 👑⚽️

Do you have any Clexa fanfic recommendations?

Check my Clexa fic recs tag below for older recs, but a few stories I’ve really enjoyed recently:

- Gold, Red by AphroditesLaw

- Let’s Ruin Thanksgiving by sans_carte

- I’m begging of you please don’t take my man by outlier

- breathe into my lips the life I do not have by ur_the_puppy

Hi friends and fans,

I’ve recently gained an influx of new followers and I thought to celebrate I’d do a giveaway. 

1. Follow me/be following me

2. Reblog this post! 

(Im sorry likes don’t count)

3. Be gay, do crimes

3. TERFS DONT TOUCH

4. My girlfriend is also forbidden  I’m WATCHING YOU, @khaleesileksa)(She’s forbidden because she can just take the merch out of the closet whenever not because she’s a TERF)

Wow ok someone is eager, just like, look below

I will pay for shipping out of my own pocket, all you need to do is provide me with your address. 

The raffle starts today and will conclude when I draw names two weeks from now on 

JUNE 18TH

I mean i think so but if you wanna like buy stuff from my shop,,, have at it Etsy Redbubble

Wow what an oddly specific question to ask! Hmm I really don’t know, you’d think they’d figure it out it seems pretty simple?? But hey Im just an artist.

I KNOW, RIGHT??? *high fives self* I am very lucky to have her <3

Jeez man it is like you are the voice in my head or somethn…absolutely agree. (but only nice crimes)

Some countries have trained builders in the informal sector in safe building techniques.

via everydopegirl

Your top 5 fav Clexa fanfic?

These probably aren’t gonna be new to anyone but here we go

1. Within Me An Invincible Summer by thrace

Canon. Complete

this is probably the ultimate fav. just the writing and the characterization and like the absolute spot on understanding on clarke and lexa’s personal relationship, the past vs present timeline and how it shows growth. like im a ho for this fic.

2. what the ground grows by coldmackerel

Canon. Complete

i love coldmackerel’s style of writing and this one takes the cake for me. serious but also humorous in just the right ways, especially considering this fic’s subject matter. 

3.  a pleasant undoing by mopeytropey (scriptmanip)

Modern AU. Complete.

I just love modern aus so much ok and this one hits all the right buttons. the pining, the longing looks and touches and the way clarke and lexa’s friendship just evolves like it does. *pacha meme*

4. a year of sundays by brokendevil

High School AU. Complete

mmm the good angst, but also like very much in my preferred vein where its more clarke/lexa vs the world. Im surprised i didnt think to include this on that other rec list from a couple days ago. 

5. maybe they will sing for us tomorrow by someonelsesheart

Reincarnation AU (but also canon in a way??). Complete

bittersweet!! but i love it. short but that means every little part of it is spot on great stuff.