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Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.

okok so i promised a clexa fic rec for @askweisswolf​ and i am going to deliver so here it is. organized by genre bc that’s the easiest. Most of these will be completed works / one-shots

If ur dyin for that good ole canon feel (but not actual canon)

Within Me An Invincible Summer by thrace - lit my forever fav, Clarke and Lexa’s story after the mountain. Multi-chap, completed

what the ground grows by coldmackerel - clarke gets shot in the head, and by some miracle survives. serious but also humorous and sweet in all the right ways. Multi-chap, completed

when my heart is at war by mopeytropey (scriptmanip) - the ark comes down to earth after lack of resources leaves them with no other option, and upon their crash landing onto earth, the remaining survivors are deemed unthreatening and welcomed into Wood’s Clan society. Multi-chap, completed.

(my) Destruction Within Your Mouth by KL_Morgan - you might recognize this one bc it was around back when clexa was in its heyday but its still going!! canon divergent after season 1 episode 3. Multi-chap, ongoing. (check out their other series,  The Lay of Looking-Glass Land for more canon divergent goodness)

Supernatural (ooooooo)

Yours for the (s)taking by faithtastic - Vampire lexa finds herself on the wrong side of Nurse Clarke. one-shot

breathe into my lips the life i do not have by ur_the_puppy - i kno i’ve already recced u this author but literally you cant go wrong. one-shot

while the darkness lasts by onemilliongoldstars - Clarke works at an occult law firm and Lexa is a vampire. one-shot

Our Galaxy by AphroditesLaw - based on the prompt “witch makes a deal for your firstborn but ends up falling in love with you” and lbr here that’s gold tier stuff. Multi-chap, ongoing. 

Howl by Vaderisbae - I haven’t read this one personally but it seems it could be something you might enjoy? multi-chap, completed

Violet Blue by Teroe (aka yours truely) - married werewolf clexa in the suburbs. its complete fluff tho, so I’d completely understand if thats not ur thing XD. Multi-chap, completed

Modern

falling apart is as human as it gets by brokendevil - ANGSTTTT but the good kind. one-shot

a year of sundays by brokendevil - a hs au from the same author as the one above and it’s also got the angst but its masterfully done. multi-chap, completed

More Women than Warriors by steklir (SilentStars) - the boarding school au and it is amazing. multi-chap, completed

a pleasant undoing by mopeytropey (scriptmanip) - friends to lovers done masterfully, its just *chef’s kiss*. multi-chap, completed

Remember Me. by C_AND_B - Clarke gets into an accident and loses all memory of Lexa. one-shot

in love and war and politics by centuriesofexistence - that politics au where Clarke is running for senator and Lexa is her campaign manager. things of course get messy. Multi-chap, completed.

[Mona-Lisa Saperstein from Parks and Rec]: Don't be suspicious. Don't don't be suspicious..... Don't be suspicious, don't beeee suspicious! Uh, don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, DON'T BE SUSPICIOUS, DON-

by Chiliktol

Hi friends and fans,

I’ve recently gained an influx of new followers and I thought to celebrate I’d do a giveaway. 

1. Follow me/be following me

2. Reblog this post! 

(Im sorry likes don’t count)

3. Be gay, do crimes

3. TERFS DONT TOUCH

4. My girlfriend is also forbidden  I’m WATCHING YOU, @khaleesileksa)(She’s forbidden because she can just take the merch out of the closet whenever not because she’s a TERF)

Wow ok someone is eager, just like, look below

I will pay for shipping out of my own pocket, all you need to do is provide me with your address. 

The raffle starts today and will conclude when I draw names two weeks from now on 

JUNE 18TH

I mean i think so but if you wanna like buy stuff from my shop,,, have at it Etsy Redbubble

Wow what an oddly specific question to ask! Hmm I really don’t know, you’d think they’d figure it out it seems pretty simple?? But hey Im just an artist.

I KNOW, RIGHT??? *high fives self* I am very lucky to have her <3

Jeez man it is like you are the voice in my head or somethn…absolutely agree. (but only nice crimes)

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

Mars, do you know any good fics about Clexa being friends and having feeling for each other? You know, the 'bff in love with each other but they're frustratingly stupid so there is angst because they see their bff dating assholes because they won't confess their feelings or don't realize they are annoying soulmates' kind. Lately I can't stop reading those. Oh, and I'm waiting for an update of tbu :)

Update of tbu: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6434737/chapters/15744253

As for your request :D

You See the Smile That’s On My Mouth (it’s hiding the words that don’t come out) — this is probably the best example ever, this story is SO AMAZING. An absolute must-read.

Our Hearts (Have Minds Of Their Own) — this one is soooooo gooooood. BFF, fake dating, a lot of cuteness, you know the drill ;) Lexa dates Costia for a while so it still counts right?

when love becomes the reason — the best Clexa BFF/fake dating AU around, need I say more? I know they don’t date anyone else in this one, but it’s still kinda mandatory. Scratch that: it’s completely, absolutely mandatory.

greencard — I LOVE this one! So angsty but so good!

Just for research — they don’t date other people, not yet, but this fic is honestly so amazing. 90% smut though. But still amazing.

Taking the Shot — this one is still in its first chapter but it’s great so far.

Turns out I haven’t read a lot of those AUs o.O so I’ll link you some I haven’t read as well:

traverse the shore with me — I started reading it, and it’s very well written, but it’s also too heartbreaking for my little emotional sensitive heart. Hope you like it though!

Into the Woods — After meeting when they are five years old, Clarke and Lexa quickly become best friends. Six years later, Lexa’s family moves away, and the two young girls are forced to part. When they end up going to the same college, they decide to rekindle their old friendship right away. However, it isn’t as easy as they think when a certain brunette begins to develop feelings for her blond best friend.

EDIT: Work in Progress — the fic I couldn’t remember, it has everything you described in your ask :)

how can you not love kids lmao