My Co-worker Got His Hands On A Labeler.

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

today i learned fish can be dicks

reduce promotional mail offers from companies or organizations you don’t have a business relationship with (also called prospect mail).You can enter up to five records for your household to capture different names and variations associated with your address.

Work Song by Hozier except you’re deep within a coal mine, working tirelessly to support your family.  Somewhere nearby, you can hear Hozier telling all the other boys in the mine about his beautiful girlfriend.  It fills you with a strange sense of peace.

*Pretends to be shocked*

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

MLK on centrists

time will not solve the problem

Marta of Brazil dedicates her World Cup top scorer record break to all women 💛

how can you not love kids lmao