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Now we know why Eliza “misinterpreted” the Clexa sexa scene…

It’s giveaway time!

As you may already be aware, Team Niylah’s Nik Naks will be raffling three copies of the extremely limited edition ‘don’t wanna be your girl’ book at Clexacon 2018. We know that some of you are unable to attend the convention but would still like to be in with a chance of winning this odyssey of Clexa filth in paperback form.

So… we are giving away ONE FREE copy to a lucky Tumblerite.

The rules are simple:

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The competition closes at midnight GMT on Wednesday March 28th and a winner will be chosen at random the following day.

The winner will be notified via Tumblr chat so we can arrange shipping of the book.

This prize draw is only open to those over the age of 18. Please do not enter if you don’t meet the age requirements. 

There are only 15 copies of the book in existence and they aren’t for sale, so don’t miss out if you’d like the opportunity to have a smut-filled slice of Clexa fandom memorabilia in your possession!

Biden Biden you can't hide

You're committing genocide

Listen up and listen well

You will rot in fucking hell!

(source)

Work Song by Hozier except you’re deep within a coal mine, working tirelessly to support your family.  Somewhere nearby, you can hear Hozier telling all the other boys in the mine about his beautiful girlfriend.  It fills you with a strange sense of peace.

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

MLK on centrists

time will not solve the problem

Mars, do you know any good fics about Clexa being friends and having feeling for each other? You know, the 'bff in love with each other but they're frustratingly stupid so there is angst because they see their bff dating assholes because they won't confess their feelings or don't realize they are annoying soulmates' kind. Lately I can't stop reading those. Oh, and I'm waiting for an update of tbu :)

Update of tbu: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6434737/chapters/15744253

As for your request :D

You See the Smile That’s On My Mouth (it’s hiding the words that don’t come out) — this is probably the best example ever, this story is SO AMAZING. An absolute must-read.

Our Hearts (Have Minds Of Their Own) — this one is soooooo gooooood. BFF, fake dating, a lot of cuteness, you know the drill ;) Lexa dates Costia for a while so it still counts right?

when love becomes the reason — the best Clexa BFF/fake dating AU around, need I say more? I know they don’t date anyone else in this one, but it’s still kinda mandatory. Scratch that: it’s completely, absolutely mandatory.

greencard — I LOVE this one! So angsty but so good!

Just for research — they don’t date other people, not yet, but this fic is honestly so amazing. 90% smut though. But still amazing.

Taking the Shot — this one is still in its first chapter but it’s great so far.

Turns out I haven’t read a lot of those AUs o.O so I’ll link you some I haven’t read as well:

traverse the shore with me — I started reading it, and it’s very well written, but it’s also too heartbreaking for my little emotional sensitive heart. Hope you like it though!

Into the Woods — After meeting when they are five years old, Clarke and Lexa quickly become best friends. Six years later, Lexa’s family moves away, and the two young girls are forced to part. When they end up going to the same college, they decide to rekindle their old friendship right away. However, it isn’t as easy as they think when a certain brunette begins to develop feelings for her blond best friend.

EDIT: Work in Progress — the fic I couldn’t remember, it has everything you described in your ask :)