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So I talked to Tarrant last night about the get together as you requested and he would like to know why do you dislike Alice and not want her to come, what do I say? 😨

Oh, dear Edward! Poor boy, I shouldn't have asked you to talk to him, I apologize. I dislike Alice because she got drunk with a blue caterpillar at the last get together and made a complete fool out of herself (and offered some of my Oompa Loompas a sip of her "Trippy Juice"). No need to be nervous dear boy, I'll handle it from here.

How old were you here and where/why/when was this taken? 😍😍😍

You know what? Here you really remind me of those 80s hippie guys from major bands, I love the hair lol

I think I was anywhere from 30 to 32 when that picture was taken, just a few years after the grand opening of my factory. It was taken at Huckleberry, an old photo framing store where you pay to have your picture taken in front of a backdrop and framed, just before I went on holiday to Nigeria (one of the wealthiest and most beautiful African countries, by the way) to celebrate a monetary sales increase in the new release of chocolate bars. And, of course, I was invited by hospitable locals to see the Calabar Carnival festival. To be completely honest, I hadn't planned on growing my hair to that length, I was just more dedicated to my work to care to cut it at the time. That is called "Wolfing", my dear. I cut it soon after. Semi annual haircut and all that jazz.

Asian Chopped Salad...such pretty colors...tasty too 😋

https://twitter.com/artindetails/status/1539218323501731844

Im crying 😭😭😭

When you're browsing through someone's blog that you talk to often and you accidentally follow them and now you can't unfollow them because you'll look unfriendly. Aheh...👉👈

Oh well, at least it's someone I like, right?

Goodnight world.

Let's keep pumping out the chocolate!

I have this theory that you're bipolar. Mainly cause when you go from being cheery to angry and petty quick. Every time the kids say something annoying you snap at them. When Augustus fell in your chocolate river you looked mad and like you didn't give a fuck then when the sucky thing sucked him up you had a smirk on your face and didn't do anything cause you wanted to see what would happen. You could've easily told your oompa loompas to get him out. You seemed like you really tried to warn all the kids except Augustus. Is it because he's fat? At the beginning of the tour you sarcastically body shamed him. You lowkey got a dark side lol

I don't understand anything you're saying. Each child was a complete brat and their parents were equally irresponsible for contributing to their kid's downfall, a lack of discipline, parenting and all that stuff.

Example, Augustus and his mother are the same size, if you get what I'm saying. If she had told him to put down a cookie or two years ago then maybe he wouldn't have been so tempted and greedy at the factory. And I was the true victim here, I had to drain my poor chocolate river and replace all the contaminated chocolate. That cost me a lot of money. So I don't want to hear about how I'm such a terrible person for supposedly taking a little pleasure in their pain.

I hope I'm not bothering you I have a few questions?

1. What's your favorite color?

2. Chocolate or coffee?

3. Why are your eyes purple?

4. Can we see your bedroom? If you don't want us to that's okay lol

5. Have you ever thought about getting married and having kids?

You're not bothering me at all, it's no problem really.

1). My favorite color is either gold or burgundy. Pick either.

2). Chocolate, of course. Believe it or not, I'm not a huge fan of coffee. It stains your teeth and can give you bad breath and anxiety. I don't understand the obsession with it, but to each their own.

3.) My eyes are in fact not purple, they're brown. Rather than color, I believe the purple tint you're seeing is due to reflectiveness, depth and dimension. All that science-y stuff. That's been a topic of confusion for quite some time.

4). I'll have to think about it. I'm not very fond of my privacy being invaded.

5). No, I've never thought about it. The Buckets are like family and my Oompa Loompas are like my children, honestly. I don't think I need anything more than that. I'm very content with the way things are now here at the factory. ☺️