Let's Keep Pumping Out The Chocolate!

What's a product you didn't sell because it didn't work out or something? 🤔

Cocksuckers. I created this thingie-ma-bob when I was 23. You see, the original idea was that it would be a small match box but instead of matches, you get a teeny little sugary sucker inside! Kinda like miniature pixie sticks. I wanted it to be colorful and exciting, a burst of different flavors within each one! But as you can guess, today that wouldn't be a good marketing idea. People would get the wrong idea. Heh...

For one of the more obvious reasons...

It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it 💕💕😘💕

Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.

Thank you! ☺️

I got sunburned :(

Ouch. Put some ointment on that and you'll be fine.

What do your uh, Oompa Loompa workers do when they're not working son?

Oh, hi, dad! When the Oompa Loompas aren't working they're usually down in the Disco room dancing (as shown below), playing games and having drinks. Or in the cafeteria eating, or in their own room assorting their delicious cocoa beans! Most of the time, you'll find them in the Disco room spinning around, breaking it down and such. Some of them have learned a new dance called twerking, or something that they showed me. It's basically booty girating. They just love music. ☺️

“All sorrows are less with bread.”

— Don Quixote, Miguel de Cervantes (b. 29 September 1547)

Christmas Special / Especial de Navidad

Mushroom & pea lamb broth risotto with gremolata

Why did I think of you? 😂😂😂

You mean he compares to me? Haha, no. But I can see the appeal. I adore his attire and haircut, it's a yes from me! Maybe change those pants, though. I'm not a fan of whatever is going on there.

abandoned church from the 1800s

So cool!

#gettinganewcanesoon 🎩