October Will Be Kind

Do you have a girlfriend your hot af and I wanna have your babies don't block me

Um...

Suddenly I have to go...handle something...yeah. Yeah. Bye.

I'm sorry for our little fight earlier. This new herbal tea I'm drinking has me acting strange. Emphasis on herbal. I think Alice spiked it

All is forgiven. And since we're apologizing, I'm sorry for telling Edward that you're a no good gap tooth tea-drinking scallywag. Heh.

I'm not sorry for my comments about Alice, though. I stand by them, and now you see what I mean for yourself. She's clearly got you tripping off the herbs. What is it this time? Opium Poppy? Tsk tsk.

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FALL IS COMING: One of my most favorite times of the year! ❤️🍁 The smell of apple pie, rain & dead leaves is so nostalgic for me, the cardigan weather, coffee & cocoa, totally brings back memories of my family gathered in the kitchen cooking on Thanksgiving, asking to "lick the spoons" & watching the holiday parade. I'm one of those people who catch the holiday spirit & have to start celebrating early! Can't wait til September! If you're following me on instagram be sure to check out my latest mini-blog featuring fall home decor and wardrobe ideas, essentials, recipes, and more! ✌🏻😁

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~ WINSLOW@3AM. ~

Mr. Wonka. I know you're busy baking with Miss Cocoa, but Alice still wants to come to the barbeque at your factory the weekend, she insists you unban her immediately and talk to her directly. There's just nothing I can do to convince her otherwise. I'm sorry

But why not just follow us? I want to be followed dammit -pouts- >:3

Because if I follow you now then I run the risk of not liking you later, for whatever reason. And if I decide that I don't care for you later then I'll have to unfollow you. The much easier fix is to just not follow at all.

And don't worry, it's not just you or anything I have against you. I just don't follow anyone back cause people aren't my thing.

MILLENNIALS, GEN Z, I’d like to make a proposal; if you were raised (more like razed lol) by Boomers/Gen X, it’s pretty obvious by now that MOST OF OUR PARENTS SUCKED ASS. They were jerks, and they did nothing but mock and criticize us 24/7. We need to take a stand and break that cycle. And we can do this by Radically and Unconditionally Loving generation Alpha. We will be everything our parents weren’t: patient, compassionate, present, and affectionate. We’ll make sure they never have the inner void that eats us everyday.

“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.”

— Anatole France

When people make themself look retarded

Just unfollow them lmao 🤷🏻‍♀️

Like who's gonna see that as offensive they probably won't even notice like who tf looks in their "follower"-list on the regular

Aww, is somebody having a bad day? You must be the obviously offended cat that recently followed me that I was talking about. Hi, I'm Willy. Nice to meet you, anonymous scaredy cat.

Now. For your information, I never said anyone looks at their followers on a regular basis, I said I receive notifications about random blank accounts following me on a regular, einstein. Which everyone on tumblr also complain about because a lot of people are having problems with spam bots. Learn to read and comprehend. It'll help you look less dumb in the future. Have a nice day. 😊

great! even better than mama!

FLOWER BOYS 🌻

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(cr. namuspromised)