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Did you plan for all the kids to get hurt in ur factory.

The Oompa Loompa songs were a bit too detailed.

I’m on to you sir!

No, I didn't, life just has a funny way of serving karma. They wouldn't listen to my warnings so they paid the consequences. My Oompa Loompas are very talented at improvising songs, they're quite intelligent and creative. Seriously, those snot-nosed brats weren't harmed, merely altered. Ha.

Momento Mori ~

Let's keep pumping out the chocolate!

Pans are weird lol

Do you fuck pans

Again, you kids and your terms. You'll have to explain to me what that means. And that's such a horrid way of putting it.

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No insult to your hair, and your hair is great (it looks so silky...)

I'm just weird and sometimes get thoughts like that when I look at people.

For some reason I think that Charlie Bucket likes spiders and snails and all that stuff. Or at least tolerates them.

Hm, you're a very strange little cocoa bean...

Ugh, no! Absolutely not. I wouldn't ever allow Charlie to bring those furry little creepy crawlers into the factory. I'd have my Oompa Loompas exterminate them at once! Bugs and insects are not to be around my precious chocolate, or anything else for that matter. That's just disgusting.

You literally look just like willy wonka like wtf can you give me your Instagram @ please??? Duke Depp ain't got shi on you I feel stupid for asking for your personal things but ilysfm BYEEE😭😭😭😭

What?! I am Willy Wonka. Don't be silly.☝️

My Instagram allegedly isn't very appropriate, unfortunately. Too much chocolate footage with "sensual" music put over it gives people the wrong idea. Aheh...

But I'm sure if you're a good insta-browser you could easily find it.

Ohhhh shiet

Heh...emergency calls. Be back later!

Mushroom & pea lamb broth risotto with gremolata