GOOD MORNING AVATAR NATION, WE JUST HIT $1BIL, WHAT A GREAT DAY TO BE A QUARITCH FUCKER

I wish we saw more of what Spider was up to, I need a whole book on him being captured by the RDA

Oh boy, I can’t wait for Avatar 3: Custody Battle

Yeah, General Ardmore definitely lost her shit at Quaritch when he got back 💀

The way the scene of Kitty telling Spider he’s not his father, and then how it immediately cuts to Na’vi Quaritch, FKRWORKCDKDKFHFHAKSSASASDHKLIJG I’M DYING

Jake, waking up as an avatar: Woah, I have legs! And a tail! I’m blue, and freaking nine feet tall this is awesome!

Quaritch, waking up as an avatar:

slashers reactions to reader waking up from an asthma attack

Pinhead

"You think having deformed lungs is bad? You should try having a hundred pins in your head!"

Michael Myers

Your sudden movement scares Michael in a primal way and he ruthlessly chokes you to death.

Patrick Bateman

"Sounds like the wheezing of a beta bitch with weak lungs... pathetic."

Charles Lee Ray

"I understand, I'm almost fifty fucking years old, anyways."

Jason Voorhees

He watches you sputter and gasp for air without making a single move. You suffocate and die because he won't help you find your inhaler. He ate it.

Slenderman

Neytiri, Spider, Quaritch, and parental love

Spider just wants to be accepted and have a family that loves him. Unfortunately Neytiri merely tolerates him, and his actual father is a murderous RDA colonel.

Spider wants to be loved and accepted by Neytiri. The Sully’s are probably the few Na’vi who genuinely welcome Spider. He feels like he belongs with them, Na’vi. However, Neytiri tolerated him at best. After all, he’s from the sky people, helped Quaritch + recoms learn to be Na’vi, put her children in danger, and was the indirect cause of Neyetam’s death.

Then you have Quaritch. Quaritch desires to build a relationship with his son, actively listens to him, and saves Spider from the torture of General Ardmore. Hell, at the end of the movie, Quaritch ACCEPTS Spider as his son. Unfortunately Quaritch is also a colonel who led an invasion on the Tree of Souls, attempted to murder Jake, Neytiri, and Kiri, and threatened to hunt down the Sully’s and kill them. So yeah…

Spider is in this weird limbo, and I really can’t wait to see what happens next.

HELL YEEEEAAAAHHH

A man-child and his toy. A madman and his weapon.