slashers reactions to reader waking up from an asthma attack
Pinhead
"You think having deformed lungs is bad? You should try having a hundred pins in your head!"
Michael Myers
Your sudden movement scares Michael in a primal way and he ruthlessly chokes you to death.
Patrick Bateman
"Sounds like the wheezing of a beta bitch with weak lungs... pathetic."
Charles Lee Ray
"I understand, I'm almost fifty fucking years old, anyways."
Jason Voorhees
He watches you sputter and gasp for air without making a single move. You suffocate and die because he won't help you find your inhaler. He ate it.
Slenderman
General Ardmore in her pajamas: It’s 3 in the morning, what the hell is that noise?
Quaritch in the shower, screaming: I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL JAKESULLY
A redemption arc is cool but I just want quaritch to not be angry anymore. Like do u wake up angry??? Do u be brushing ur teeth in the morning like “imma get this son of bitch sully today,” 🤬🤬🤬
Eating ur fuckin breakfast mad??? Training mad??? Putting ur clothes on mad??? LIKE CALM DOWN DAMN
Does the recom team pump themselves up everyday like a football team before they go out to search for Jake I need to know
I know his ikran be agitated too
I know he goes to bed every night praying for this man’s death
The recom team wish death and/or general harm on Jake while saying grace before meals, this I know
Quaritch will fistfight Eywa herself to get to the Sullys, god damn 💀
Quaritch nation, is this your babygirl fighting a seven year old 🤨???
Quaritch coming back from the hell to throw hands with a dad, his wife and their four kids
Was Ronal just not gonna mention anything??? Also, love the Space Jesus arc we’re taking, it’s fantastic.
GO RONAL, GO QUEEN, LETS GOOOOO
Ronal after Tonowari suggested she stay home from the fight cuz she's very pregnant
Quaritch & Neytiri are both the most insane characters in this franchise and would fistfight each other in hell
Can’t get over how the recoms were just tossed aside.
Fucking love Z-dawg tho, I adore her