Guys...................... I Kinda Want The Matpat Milk...........................

i’d be the cutest splatter of meat n blood on the floor i think

my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature..

she’s so stupid yet joyous in her hat

a dream I had last night about the things you can do for other people even if they weren't done for you

Sherman Potts! Ex-Janitor turned into Shrimpo’s handler!

@flygutzz had an idea that shrimpo’s handler was this sweet old man who used to be the janitor that shrimpo just followed around bc he always had a bucket of water with him. Eventually, every handler for shrimpo couldn’t handle his anger so they just promoted sherman, the sweet old man, to be shrimpo’s handler.

Shrimpo still comtinues his hateful tirades, but is relatively mellow when he’s with sherman! He usually has no comment about him, which is progress! (:

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

Cap Curly 🫣🫣