I FUCKING LOVE BUTTER! I'D EAT A WHOLE STICK IF THEY DIDN'T COST SO MUCH!

Why do people not wear socks in public? Nobody likes your gross ass feet touching the playplace!

Invest in socks!

Invest in the sock market! My dude! Be better!

This is so cool

Pls give this notes it took me so long

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Baked beans taste like the color gray

Lol

Gotta go fast

I'm so gay.

Sometimes I sit like a slutTM unintentionally

And sometimes I do it cause I just wanted to

Noob

Can you have group chats on tumblr? That would be cool I think.

Random shit post

Person A: *walks into room*

Person B: *unwrapping a square of cheese*

Cat, sitting next to person B with a square of cheese on it's head and two more on it's back and one on its side: *waiting patiently*

Person A: what the hell are you doing?

Person B: I'm making a sculpture so I'm measuring the dementions of cat in cheese because the ruler is straight and the cat is not straight.

Person C in the background: neither am I!

Person D: *walks into room* what the hell are they doing?

Person A: measuring the dementions of our cat with cheese.

Person D: oh! I was gonna knit the cat a sweater, hey (person A's name) how many slices of cheese are in the sweater region?

Person A: about 12 or 13 I'd say.

Person D: I should probably get a second ball of wool then, thanks!

Person C: you might want to take your art project outside, the kitchen is on fire again.

Person B: what the fuck!? What is with you people?!