Davy: “Well, I Was Brought It In The Slums, I Had To Fight My Way Out Of Filth And Poverty!” Mike:

“get some publishing !”

Some of you bitches never learned about Context Clues and earned Booster Bits on Imagine Learning and it shows

okay but we dont talk NEARLY enough about micky wearing glasses

it must be so hard being this perfect

I set tumblr to German. It’s not that bad since I’ve been using this app since 2022 and know my way around. And also I’m surprised by how good my german is. Considering I haven’t practiced in forever. Anyways, I’m probably gonna switch it back in like, a couple seconds

am i tweaking or is this pub advertising mclennon

Hamburg starrison dynamic that appeared in my head one day where both are convinced they're entirely heterosexual men doing a cute little queer a favor

hhhhhhh

happy weird girl mike wednesday to those who celebrate <3