NO ANYONE BUT HIM

Look at this thing I made

Sometimes a family is two puppets who like looking at each other and another puppet who has woken up to the cosmic force controlling the universe only to be forcibly returned to a state of ignorance

And who also all share a lawyer

did max ever like, walk in on albert in the kitchen? get up in the middle of the night to get some water or smth and just find his brother sitting there shirtless with a scary mask on and a belt in his hand?? did he ever think to ask what he was up to?? or hey, maybe he just figured it was some weird magician thing and went back to bed.

Grabber: where’s the boy?

Max: he went out.

Grabber: he’s kidnapped.

Max: …are they not allowed out when they’re kidnapped?

Hear me out...

I don’t know if someone has done this yet, but I just can’t picture it any other way:

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Imagine being Amanda

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

Imagine being a vampire living in one of the castles Claudia and Louis searched. You’re in the middle of your decades long nap, and suddenly there’s some random teenage girl throwing the lid of your coffin open and firing question after question in your language (albeit broken and heavily accented) while a man that’s visibly teetering on the edge of his sanity awkwardly stands behind her.

Dhmis is the perfect recipe for a dark comedy because it has two of the funniest things known to man

Perfectly cut screams done right

Whatever crack the british put in their humor