I’m Initiating A New Ghestie And Tried To Find A Quick Guide To The Papas For Her, But Since I Couldn’t,

A family can be a group of people who die on the same day and in the same style of accident but in different locations

Bible fanart

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me whispering as i open yet another ao3 fic: you better fix all my problems you little shit

Use the term “touch grass” to indicate that someone needs to go outside; use the term “touch grace” to indicate that they need to seek out beauty beyond mortal comprehension in the form of the Veiled Monarch, Lord of Leyndell & last of all kings

Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.

Finney: …McLovin.

Grabber: …McLovin?

Finney: Yeah.

Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.

Finney: I had to pick on the spot!

Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?

Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Grabber:

Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!

Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!

Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Finney: Fuck you!

Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Finney: No, I am McLovin.

Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!

Imagine being Amanda

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

I don’t know if someone has done this yet, but I just can’t picture it any other way: