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But if Shiro wakes up some day and realizes that he didn't talk or see Keith in ages? That he doesn’t know where Keith is or what he is doing. Shiro still will be happy?

happy new year! bit weird but I look forward to seeing that big book recap you do every year and just wanted to ask if you were gonna post your 2024 reads?

WHAT I READ IN 2024: DISMAL BUT WE MOVE

I'm going to be insane and just do short recaps of each and I will put little star emojis next to the best ones because I'm normal. Technically I read more than these but I'm too lazy to edit them into one photo so this is what you get. I also got really into short stories and longreads but we're not adding those so...

SIX CRIMSON CRANES: Amazing cover. That's all I have to say on that!

⭐⭐⭐ NETTLE AND BONE: BOOK! OF! THE! YEAR! If you love weird women and you love them going on quests and you love them hanging out with other weird women and bone dogs and one (1) hot viking, this is your book. Exquisite. I will read anything this author writes.

CONFESSIONS: No humans on earth would act like this at any point. It felt like a philosophical problem. What if the world was made of pudding. What if students made a contraption that murdered their teacher's daughter by accident, but not really. What if you drank milk with aids blood in it.

THE TENDER BAR: My mom's friends made me read this.

⭐⭐ WEYWARD: Again, I do just love weird witchy women doing weird, witchy things. I remember it fondly.

A CURSE FOR TRUE LOVE: I read this series to punish myself. I don't remember what for, but I do remember the punishment.

FLUKE: My mom told me to read this.

FOURTH WING: Zan made us read this to punish ourselves.

PACIFIC: I remember literally nothing. Men will write anything and call it science.

THE DEER AND THE DRAGON: Something is deeply wrong with this author, of the sort I usually only see on tumblr bios.

THE PRISONER'S THRONE: I love you Holly Black. Did I love this, though? It was fine.

UNDERLAND: Again, men will just write about anything and pretend they've done science.

⭐ ZEALOT: Cool! Cocks out for Jesus or something. I don't know.

NEON GODS: I forget why Zan and I read this but it was a punishment. Maybe the worst thing I read this year, and that's saying something.

⭐ PATHOGENESIS: Realizing I had this mixed up with Fluke. I liked it!

⭐ THE STOLEN HEIR: I signed a blood oath when I was 14 to read anything Holly Black wrote. I stand here, still, bound. It was actually pretty good. I love a book heroine who is actually like an ugly mean dead shark in semi-human form but who still bags that fairy prince.

⭐⭐⭐ COBALT RED: Why do I feel like this was on last year's list? Must read, truly. My niche thing (is this niche?) is that I am obsessive over current events in mostly Sub-Saharan Africa. Books on literally any African country, especially re: current events, are insanely few and far between. This is rigorously researched, important in the way few books are, deeply intelligent, and incisive. I would call it required reading for anyone who is ready to parrot "Free the Congo!" in their twitter bio while crowing about their new iphone and yeah I will be mean about it. I'm not saying to not get the iphone, but lets at least understand what goes into it. I think people need to understand resource extraction and the economy of that and the necessity of it and more, the pathological avoidance of law and regulation inherent to that process--which is apparent anywhere it is present. It has also fundamentally shaped literally every corner of the earth where humans are present and will continue to do so for the remainder of human history. Look up the size of the trucks used in gold mining (two humans can fit inside one wheel hub, standing up, on top of each other). Look up pit mines. Look up California during the gold rush. Geology gets by under the radar because people are like "oh, rocks, cool" and it's a great way to get people to have 0 understanding of what is the fundamental driver of most economies to this day. Do you know what the USA's number one export has been since 2008? You should look it up for funsies. Anyway!

若菜 - 啓子 - 光る

[during sex]

Hinata: NARUTO!

Naruto: SASUKE!

Hinata: ...

Naruto: ...

Hinata: ...

Naruto: I can explain

Naruto: It's a habit

Hinata: What?

Naruto: No, wait. What I mean is- the only person who shouts my name like that is Sasuke and I usually shout his name too, like, when we fight

Hinata: Why?

Naruto: I don't know. It's kind of our thing. We've been doing it for years.

Naruto: Well, not doing IT, you know, not like we just did. But that name thing, 'it.' I'm not in love with him, I swear! At least, not the same way I'm in love with you.

Hinata: Naruto

Naruto: I mean, we only kissed once, and it was totally an accident.

Hinata: Naruto

Naruto: Or, twice, unless you count that other time-

Hinata: NARUTO!

Naruto: SASUK- Hinata, I meant to say Hinata, see? It's like a reflex.

Hinata: Go sleep on the couch while I think about this relationship.

Naruto: Fine, but can I ask you something?

Hinata: *hopeful* Yes?

Naruto: By 'this relationship,' did you mean yours and mine or mine and Sasuke's?

Hinata: Get out.

throwback to winner from exactly 2 years ago spending an entire hour decorating their christmas tree only to have seunghoon knock it down a few seconds before the broadcast ended,,,,, #neverforget

baby, you’re my angel (chan/felix) [completed work ✅ !] masterlist!

Mildly popular TikTok songwriter Felix meets Chan, famous on TikTok for his music and music reviews. They bond over their common ground, friendship blossoming easy and sweet. There’s two problems. One: Felix thinks he likes Chan more than just as friends. Two: Chan is almost fifteen years his senior.

Characters: Felix, Chan, the rest of skz

Genre: romance, fluff, smut, angst

Pairing: Chan/Felix

Warnings: swearing, age gap, smut (d/s themes, bdsm and the like, daddy kink), angst (see individual chapters for more details)

Rating: Explicit

listen to the official playlist here!

Chapter 1 [m!]

Chapter 2

Chapter 3 [e!]

Chapter 4 [e!]

Chapter 5 [e!]

Chapter 6 [e!]

Chapter 7 [e!]

Chapter 8 [m!]

Chapter 9

Chapter 10 [e!]

Chapter 11 [e!]

I love how even Gaiden solidified SNS

Naruto sees a lunch from Hinata, and automatically longingly thinks about the time when Sasuke risked his future to give him his. Something supposed to be romantic, he thinks about Sasuke. Alrighty

Naruto calls him good looking lmao

Lol there was no reason to include this shit but Kishi did it anyways

It’s shown that Naruto was ready to ditch his family to join Sasuke on his travels

when sasuke rejects his offer, naruto is shown to be sad about it

naruto even defends him even tho it’s over something rly stupid

“so give him a break” i love it

Naruto is happy whenever he talks/thinks about Sasuke, but only frowns when it’s regarding his family

about Sasuke:

about his “family” LOL:

Naruto: Sasuke makes me so mad. I just want to, like, beat him up.

Kakashi: Hmm.

Naruto: And smash his stupid smirking lips really hard with my mouth.

Kakashi: You've just described a kiss.

Naruto: *not paying attention* Maybe rip his pants off and spank him. He deserves to be spanked. Arrogant jerk.

Kakashi: I think you mean 'naughty boy.'

Naruto: And when he's moaning my name like a the weak little bastard he is, I'll- I'll, um... Like...

Kakashi: Flip him over and make sweet, tender love to him?

Naruto: Sensei, what the fuck.

Kakashi: Forget it. I'll just stick to my books.