Naruto: Sasuke Makes Me So Mad. I Just Want To, Like, Beat Him Up.

Naruto: Sasuke makes me so mad. I just want to, like, beat him up.

Kakashi: Hmm.

Naruto: And smash his stupid smirking lips really hard with my mouth.

Kakashi: You've just described a kiss.

Naruto: *not paying attention* Maybe rip his pants off and spank him. He deserves to be spanked. Arrogant jerk.

Kakashi: I think you mean 'naughty boy.'

Naruto: And when he's moaning my name like a the weak little bastard he is, I'll- I'll, um... Like...

Kakashi: Flip him over and make sweet, tender love to him?

Naruto: Sensei, what the fuck.

Kakashi: Forget it. I'll just stick to my books.

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8 years ago

[during sex]

Hinata: NARUTO!

Naruto: SASUKE!

Hinata: ...

Naruto: ...

Hinata: ...

Naruto: I can explain

Naruto: It's a habit

Hinata: What?

Naruto: No, wait. What I mean is- the only person who shouts my name like that is Sasuke and I usually shout his name too, like, when we fight

Hinata: Why?

Naruto: I don't know. It's kind of our thing. We've been doing it for years.

Naruto: Well, not doing IT, you know, not like we just did. But that name thing, 'it.' I'm not in love with him, I swear! At least, not the same way I'm in love with you.

Hinata: Naruto

Naruto: I mean, we only kissed once, and it was totally an accident.

Hinata: Naruto

Naruto: Or, twice, unless you count that other time-

Hinata: NARUTO!

Naruto: SASUK- Hinata, I meant to say Hinata, see? It's like a reflex.

Hinata: Go sleep on the couch while I think about this relationship.

Naruto: Fine, but can I ask you something?

Hinata: *hopeful* Yes?

Naruto: By 'this relationship,' did you mean yours and mine or mine and Sasuke's?

Hinata: Get out.

8 years ago
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8 years ago

We know Naruto loses it when someone talks about Sasuke...but let’s look at Sasuke’s side of it.

So, shortly before Naruto is reunited with Sasuke, Orochimaru messes with him by “taunting” him about Sasuke.

We Know Naruto Loses It When Someone Talks About Sasuke...but Let’s Look At Sasuke’s Side Of It.
We Know Naruto Loses It When Someone Talks About Sasuke...but Let’s Look At Sasuke’s Side Of It.

Naturally, it works.

We Know Naruto Loses It When Someone Talks About Sasuke...but Let’s Look At Sasuke’s Side Of It.

What I don’t see talked about as much is shortly after this, when Sai talks to Sasuke. Sasuke tries to play it cool at first but after Sai says he’ll probably get along with him better than Naruto, Sasuke actually puts him in a genjutsu.

We Know Naruto Loses It When Someone Talks About Sasuke...but Let’s Look At Sasuke’s Side Of It.

That seems pretty severe for him to do if he’s really not bothered by the thought of Naruto, after all the time that had passed. Orochimaru was onto him, though. Sai hadn’t really talked about anything but Naruto yet Orochimaru accused him of “teasing” Sasuke. Perhaps he knows from experience??

We Know Naruto Loses It When Someone Talks About Sasuke...but Let’s Look At Sasuke’s Side Of It.

Orochimaru is a lot of things but he’s not a fool and it was obvious that the mention of Naruto is what set Sasuke off. 

All I’m saying is Naruto’s name could be used to provoke Sasuke the same way Sasuke’s name provoked Naruto. Even after two and a half years of no contact, his feelings were still that strong. Sasuke “I guess I do remember someone like that” Uchiha never got Naruto out of his mind, ever. 

2 years ago

baby, you’re my angel (chan/felix) [completed work ✅ !] masterlist!

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Mildly popular TikTok songwriter Felix meets Chan, famous on TikTok for his music and music reviews. They bond over their common ground, friendship blossoming easy and sweet. There’s two problems. One: Felix thinks he likes Chan more than just as friends. Two: Chan is almost fifteen years his senior.

Characters: Felix, Chan, the rest of skz

Genre: romance, fluff, smut, angst

Pairing: Chan/Felix

Warnings: swearing, age gap, smut (d/s themes, bdsm and the like, daddy kink), angst (see individual chapters for more details)

Rating: Explicit

listen to the official playlist here!

Chapter 1 [m!]

Chapter 2

Chapter 3 [e!]

Chapter 4 [e!]

Chapter 5 [e!]

Chapter 6 [e!]

Chapter 7 [e!]

Chapter 8 [m!]

Chapter 9

Chapter 10 [e!]

Chapter 11 [e!]

8 years ago

When I first started watching Naruto, I remember being so confused as to why everything Naruto said got to Sasuke so bad. Like, Sasuke was this cool kid that had his shit together from a really young age, he was smart, he was pretty and he didn’t give a shit what people thought of him…and yet, Naruto could get under his skin so easily.

Then the Land of Waves arch happened.

And I was like oh. Ooooh.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

8 years ago
Reid Being A Smartass And Morgan Loving Every Second Of It ;)
Reid Being A Smartass And Morgan Loving Every Second Of It ;)
Reid Being A Smartass And Morgan Loving Every Second Of It ;)
Reid Being A Smartass And Morgan Loving Every Second Of It ;)
Reid Being A Smartass And Morgan Loving Every Second Of It ;)
Reid Being A Smartass And Morgan Loving Every Second Of It ;)
Reid Being A Smartass And Morgan Loving Every Second Of It ;)
Reid Being A Smartass And Morgan Loving Every Second Of It ;)
Reid Being A Smartass And Morgan Loving Every Second Of It ;)
Reid Being A Smartass And Morgan Loving Every Second Of It ;)

Reid being a smartass and Morgan loving every second of it ;)

8 years ago

SCREAMING

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From this picture. We can observe a few things.

-This place is pretty local. We see Yuuri and Victor carrying fresh groceries (which literally imply once again, they probably live together lol). If this place was not local, I doubt Viktuuri would be shopping for gorceries there.

-Yuri is definitely DRESSED UP from his usual street fashion of tacky leopard print or tiger stripes. Similarly, Otabek, my boy, my light, is wearing such an elegant and cute sweater. Both of these boys EVIDENTLY made an effort in looking more formal than they usually do. And in the context of this situation, they definitely cared a lot about this date in order to change their usual style.

-THEY WERE SHARING MUSIC??? MY SKIN IS CLEAR??? MY LIFE IS COMPLETE??? They were probably super into it because they both look super interrupted and surprised at Viktuuri’s intrusion.

-OK LEMME POINT out how fUCKING PROUD BOTH YURI’S PARENTS LOOK? Yuuri looks so happy and looks as if is wishing Yuri a happy time while Viktor is just “man, my son is growing up and finally not that much of an angsty edgelord.”

-THEIR OUTFITS MATCH. THEIR OUTFITS MATCH. THEY LOOK SO GOOD TOGETHER I’M CRYING. ARE WE CANON. WE’RE CANON RIGHT. AHHHH. WHAT IS THIS BLESSING IM CRYING IM LAUGHING I REALLY CANT GET OVER THIS. 

6 years ago

It’s really hurt. That precious bond had transformed into something like that. Keith and Shiro practically don’t speak in the whole season. Shiro found “happiness” with some random gay. Not with the paladins. Not with Kieth. Shiro left the battlefield. And Keith ended up uhh. He is meant to fly. To explore. Not do all that stuff. All I need right now is fiction where things are much more better.


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8 years ago
TOSYOEN, Found On Zerochan. This Is A Sample Of Her Doujinshi, Please Buy It.
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2 years ago
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@chanrizard asked favourite skz (friend)ship? chan + felix ♡ 

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