This Is The Perfect Grade Of Good Luck

Make me choose ↳ @syukihira asked: naruto or sasuke

Otabek still shy ♥

Naruto: Sasuke makes me so mad. I just want to, like, beat him up.

Kakashi: Hmm.

Naruto: And smash his stupid smirking lips really hard with my mouth.

Kakashi: You've just described a kiss.

Naruto: *not paying attention* Maybe rip his pants off and spank him. He deserves to be spanked. Arrogant jerk.

Kakashi: I think you mean 'naughty boy.'

Naruto: And when he's moaning my name like a the weak little bastard he is, I'll- I'll, um... Like...

Kakashi: Flip him over and make sweet, tender love to him?

Naruto: Sensei, what the fuck.

Kakashi: Forget it. I'll just stick to my books.

SCREAMING

From this picture. We can observe a few things.

-This place is pretty local. We see Yuuri and Victor carrying fresh groceries (which literally imply once again, they probably live together lol). If this place was not local, I doubt Viktuuri would be shopping for gorceries there.

-Yuri is definitely DRESSED UP from his usual street fashion of tacky leopard print or tiger stripes. Similarly, Otabek, my boy, my light, is wearing such an elegant and cute sweater. Both of these boys EVIDENTLY made an effort in looking more formal than they usually do. And in the context of this situation, they definitely cared a lot about this date in order to change their usual style.

-THEY WERE SHARING MUSIC??? MY SKIN IS CLEAR??? MY LIFE IS COMPLETE??? They were probably super into it because they both look super interrupted and surprised at Viktuuri’s intrusion.

-OK LEMME POINT out how fUCKING PROUD BOTH YURI’S PARENTS LOOK? Yuuri looks so happy and looks as if is wishing Yuri a happy time while Viktor is just “man, my son is growing up and finally not that much of an angsty edgelord.”

-THEIR OUTFITS MATCH. THEIR OUTFITS MATCH. THEY LOOK SO GOOD TOGETHER I’M CRYING. ARE WE CANON. WE’RE CANON RIGHT. AHHHH. WHAT IS THIS BLESSING IM CRYING IM LAUGHING I REALLY CANT GET OVER THIS. 

send me a number and i’ll make you a gifset!

@chanrizard asked favourite skz (friend)ship? chan + felix ♡ 

SS fan: KishImoTo SaMA said that Sakura fills Sasuke's loneliness with love! OmG

Kishimoto: Sakura's love is selfish.

He again: (boruto) is the "bolt" that holds together naruto and hinata marriage.

Kishi: Sakura's love is like a drug.

-moto: I don't know if Sasuke is happy with their marriage. Maybe they'll have a divorce.

Kishimoto: I planned NH since the beginning.

Also Kishimoto: it was planned in the middle.

Kishimoto again: The Last was Pierrot idea, I didn't have any love for that pairing (NH). I didn't planned to make it.

Kishimoto: My wife was angry at me for the ending.

...

*Kishimoto draws Sasuke tryng to kill his own daughter, rejecting his wife's kiss and leaving them for again after 12 years*

*also kishimoto, draws Sasuke crying with Naruto and talking about how warm Naruto makes him feel and how he is his weakness, first bond and one and only best friend.*

SS/NH fans: Haha we can ignore that.

Me: ...

so what’s about my otps-

everything is fine about my otps 

absolutely perfectly fine

my children are alive and together

they are..h-happy!

i love them and a little bit dying inside

(fuck you kisimoto)

Switched roles

Naruto:Sasukeeee!I love you!!

Sasuke:..Hn

Naruto:That's it!As always...Sasuke c'mon say something more!

Sasuke:..Dobe

Naruto:...ok,nevermind.

Naruto:*leaves*

Sasuke:*thinks*Maybe I should really tell him how I feel..

*later in Naruto apartment*

Sasuke:Naruto..uh,I want to tell you something.

Naruto:What?

Sasuke:...You know how much you mean to me.I'm not saying this every day like you do,but I'm sure you know that because we know each other so well...and you understand me like no one else...I love you so much,Naruto.I can't find the words that could express my feelings.

Naruto:...

Sasuke:...Naruto?

Naruto:...Hn

Sasuke:*angry*HOW DARE YOU??!!You know how hard it is for me to talk about feelings,and you're mocking me now??!

Sasuke:*goes out and slams the door*

Naruto:*from the window*NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL EVERY TIME!!

Naruto:...omg.I crossed the line.Sasuke...

Naruro:*comes out*SASUKEE!!WAIT I'M SORRY!I LOVE YOU!!COME BACK!

I love how even Gaiden solidified SNS

Naruto sees a lunch from Hinata, and automatically longingly thinks about the time when Sasuke risked his future to give him his. Something supposed to be romantic, he thinks about Sasuke. Alrighty

Naruto calls him good looking lmao

Lol there was no reason to include this shit but Kishi did it anyways

It’s shown that Naruto was ready to ditch his family to join Sasuke on his travels

when sasuke rejects his offer, naruto is shown to be sad about it

naruto even defends him even tho it’s over something rly stupid

“so give him a break” i love it

Naruto is happy whenever he talks/thinks about Sasuke, but only frowns when it’s regarding his family

about Sasuke:

about his “family” LOL: