AUGHHHHHHHH

Real

crying in trousers right now actually

Dude. DUDE.

and the- the fact that the beginning of In Trousers (The Dream), the opening few notes, they mimic Falsettoland (Reprise)'s first few notes..

I'm screaming in trousers and I am not okay the marvin trilogy makes me physically unwell

Do tumblr Falsettos enjoyers like it when people post edits in here? Is that a thing people do? Anyways here's one!!

back on my grind (creating a something rotten! modern au in my head but never doing anything with it)

bmc fans, get those squips out

and don’t forget the fucking mountain dew red for worst case scenario

AAA; thank YOU! 

Take your time tho, drink lots of water and don’t stay up like i did the other night because now i have eye bags <3

*Slams head on keyboard*

IT'S 2 A.M. BUT GOSHDANGIT I HAVE SO MANY DEH THINGS FLOATING AROUND MY BRAIN FOR YOUR CHALLENGE!!

Songs:

For Evan: Dead-Bird by McCafferty; Dead Weight by Jack Stauber; Maybe a bit of the ENA Remix (Allergic to People Meme); Michelle by Sir Chloe; The Anxiety Song By Human Petting Zoo

For Jared: Taking My Uzi To The Gym By The Front Bottoms; i just learned the f word By SARIAH sort of has the Jared vibe to it; Loser by Mccafferty

[I recommend listening to these if ya haven't when you get the time ^^]

Vague Plotlines (lol):

Michael tries to get a patch for Jeremy to put on his jacket for when Jeremy himself wears it but can't find one that fits perfectly and has to ask him about it.

Jared's parents are never home- too busy with their jobs (as real estate agents that travel a lot) to come home and visit him for his birthday but even after the fight Evan leaves him a present by his door.

Brooke gets really sad over the fact that she can't eat froyo so Chloe goes out and buys her every fucking flavour of ice cream that she can find that is dairy-free because fuck lactose intolerance, we can still have a nice movie night.

Connor starts randomly cutting himself while he's high in front of Jared and to stop him all Jared can do in his also extremely drugged up state of brain is kiss him

Dialogue Prompts:

"I've moved on, and you should too." ~ Kleinsen

"Move over, this bathtubs only got so much room in it." ~ Boyf riends

"Tell me everything." ~ Conguel (Connor x Miguel)

"Nice ass, tall-ass!" ~ Spicy Bis

"Your not the loser, the geek, or whatever." ~ Deere

"I'm watching you. You better not fall out of any more fucking trees." ~ Kleinsen (again. lol, sorry-)

"Stop ignoring me and stop hurting yourself!!" ~ Kleinphy

Just a few things I thought of off the top of my head, I'll send in more if I think of any <3

OH MY GOD????

These are a LOT (/pos) THANK YOUUUUUUU

also never apologize for sending a lot of kleinsen it's like, my biggest comfort ever??? I'll just tag this with something so I can find it!

I'll dm you when your fic(s, depends on how motivated I'll be) is ready!!

Ty!

Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. One) :

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Jared: Yo, I heard that 1 in every 4 people is gay. That means someone in this friend group is gay.

Connor: Who do you think it is?

Jared: I don't know, but I really hope it's Evan. Evan's kinda hot.

Alana: Uh, Ja-

Connor: No, let him figure it out for himself.

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Connor, walking into the room with a red solo cup: Did you know that Gatorade and Champagne are actually really good together?

Jared: Are you doing depressed science again?

Connor: When the fuck am I not?

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Evan: You need to accept that sarcasm will get you nowhere in life.

Jared: But it got me into the Sarcasm World Championship in Nicaragua three years ago.

Evan: Really??

Jared: No, idiot.

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Evan: I would never say that, in a million years, that my boyfriend is a bitch and I don't like him. That is not true. My boyfriend is a bitch, and I like him so much. He is a dynamite, five-eight, Jewish bitch and he's the best. He and I have totally different styles. When Jared walks down the street, he does not give a shit what anybody thinks of him, in any situation. He's literally my hero. When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It's exhausting. Jared once said that walking around with me is like walking around with someone who's running for mayor of nothing.

Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Three) :

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Alana: Going to plan B, then?

Jared: Technically, this would be plan G.

Zoe: How many plans even are there?? Is there, like, a plan M???

Evan: Yeah, but Jared dies in plan M.

Connor: I like plan M.

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Connor: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Zoe: "Rude."

Jared: "Not again."

Evan: "Are you going to want this back?"

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Dr. Sherman: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments!

Evan: My what now

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And now

KLEINSEN

Jared: Hey there, Acorn.

Evan: Not this again. That joke is so old.

Jared: What? Are you NUTS? That joke will never get old!

Evan: It just did.

Jared: Aw, did I cashew in a bad mood?

Evan: I'm actually wishing death on someone other than myself for once. Oh, Wow.

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Zoe: I don't understand why you get so upset when I go on dates with Evan.

Jared, a secret homosexual: Because he's my best friend! Ugh, you don't get it!

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Evan: I like both boys and girls, and yet I'm still single.

Connor: I guess your just destined to be bi-yourself.

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Connor: Rules were meant to be broken.

Alana: They were meant to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken.

Zoe: Uh, piñatas?

Evan: Glow sticks.

Miguel: Karate boards?

Jared: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Connor: Rules.

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Connor: I like my boys like I like my girls.

Zoe:

Alana:

Evan:

Jared:

Miguel:

Connor: That's it.

Connor: That's the joke.

Connor: I'm bi.

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Heidi: You're grounded, no TV!

Evan: The TV is broken-

Heidi: Then, no computer!

Evan: But I need the computer for therapy notes-

Heidi, looking around the room for something she can take away: Then, uh, no Jared!

Evan: No Jared??!

Heidi: No Jared!!

WANT ME TO JUST SEND YA THE DOCK LINK WHEN I’M DONE WITH IT?? :>>

Bored

So.. story suggestions? I can put them up on my quotev, or just give you the docs link. Idk. I’m half decent at writing. 

I’ll do like, Dear Evan Hansen (basically any ship or idea is fine) Sally Face (same story) Assassination Classroom (yeah)

dk, you can give me random shows and etc and if i know what they are decently well then i’ll write whatever ya want for them :p

so fuckin bored lol

corpse bride in trousers au or something like that

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton