Part 15! :>> (DEH Incorrect Quotes)

Part 15! :>> (DEH Incorrect Quotes)

Jared: My expectations were low but holy f u c k .

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Connor: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs

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Evan: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal.

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Evan: You played me!

Jared: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Connor: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Jared: You mean you looked in a mirror?

Connor: Someday you will have to answer to your actions and God may not be so merciful

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Alana: Oh Fiddlesticks! Well, that really ruffles my feathers.

Literally every other deh kid: Please, just say fuck.

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Zoe: We need to distract these guys,

Jared: Leave it to me.

Jared: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Evan & Alana: *Immediately begin arguing*

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Evan: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

Connor: *Sighs*

Connor: I killed a man.

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Connor: Evil never sleeps!

Jared: But ugly gets plenty of rest.

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Alana: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Connor: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Jared: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Zoe: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Evan: What is wrong with you?

Jared: Loaded question.. Elaborate.

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Connor: Remain CALM! *Slaps Evan multiple times*

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Evan: Your pathetic!

Connor: Your pathetic-er!

Jared: Your both fucking losers.

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Connor: Oh, and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Connor: My Facebook photo is a landscape.

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Jared: What the fuck's wrong with you??

Connor: Not even a 'good morning'?

Jared: Good morning. What the fuck's wrong with you???

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Alana: What's your favourite mythical story?

Jared: The Story Of My Will To Live.

Alana: Oh, I don't think I've heard of that one before.

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Zoe: You know, your talking a lot of shit for someone with two perfectly good eyeballs, each cost at about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Connor: ...

Zoe: *Lip smack*

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Evan, to Jared: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!

Evan: I'm actually really good at mathematics.

Jared:

Evan: Secondly, I think you might be right.

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Jared: Is this a good idea?

Jared: Probably not.

Jared: But do I care?

Jared: No.

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Alana: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

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Connor: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Jared: Wrong. I look like a cool rockstar who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Connor: All of your existences are confusing.

The Rest Of The Squad: How so?

Connor: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Jared: Oh so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool"

Jared: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go"?? L o g i c ?

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Alana: What's sexting?

Jared: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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Connor: Don't weep for the stupid.

Connor: You'll be crying all day.

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Jared: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

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Evan: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire, you may knock once. If I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Zoe: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

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o no

when you need to update a kleinphy fic that’s been sitting in your wattpad undone for a year already but your inspo is fleeting but yOU NEED TO

Hi just wondering! Do you have an AO3?

yes I do!

I have more fic ideas in the works and one shots and such, but so far it's just a book of random falsettos fluff (that I hope to update soon).

here it is!

archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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look at me being a productive bitch and asking for questions  0-0

HEYO ANNOUNCEMENT~

I LIKE OVER THE GARDEN WALL & DEAR EVAN HANSEN AND NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS SO HONESTLY JUST GIVE ME ANYTHING ABOUT THAT OR JUST RANDOM SHIT AND I'LL ANSWER AT SOME POINT


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HA

Thank you, most people are slandering this movie and this was an actual genuine review. I’m seeing it tonight, so i’m really glad it’s at least, like, decent? We need more people like you, dude. :))

Dear Evan Hansen Movie Review:

More Alana? Yes. Good for You is gone now? No.

Canon gay Jared? Yes. Zoe and Evan, obviously very different in age? No.

Opening up with Waving Through the Window? Eh.

For every good thing the movie does, it does one bad thing so like, it could be worse. I still cried.


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deh

I'm back with more absolutely rabid analyzations!

I've kinda had this circling my mind for a while, but every time I find myself relistening to falsettos (the 2016 revival) I notice a very specific difference in the way marvin/christian borle sings from act one and two.

like, I'm sure it's MEANT to be different, of course, it's a sung-through musical and a difference in the way the actors sing when time passes makes logical sense...

but I've always kinda realized that in certain parts marvin just... has a higher voice, especially in act two.

there's some bits and pieces of it scattered throughout act one, but take ttofl for example, the whole time marvin relies solely on one note, and occasionally shifts up the octave but only when singing alongside or arguing against whizzer─ but technically it can also switch, shone in their fight about their disputes and regular diagreeance.

("won't,"⬆️ "don't"⬇️ "won't" ⬆️ "DON'T." ⬇️⬇️⬇️)

-for another example of them fighting and marvin actually pitching UP his voice to be over whizzer's, see the beginning when they are arguing about how many months they've been together.-

and thus, I have rallied up this info (could I be delusional? probably.) to bring you a headcanon, consisting of:

marvin pitching his voice down to fit the role of the more 'masculine' man.

I COULD BE WRONG. TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. BUT I HAVE CONVINCED MYSELF THIS IS SOMEWHAT REAL.

also I just thought it would make a good fic / oneshot premise, idk.

anyhow, take this as you will, I might've relistened to this album too many times and now my brain is scrambled.

marvin also just has a higher voice in my head because every other actor opposed to cborle, mostly, has a high /ish voice.

thank you for your time, lol, have fun knowing this exists 😁


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smh girly we're both invested now

this fine gentleman (the dentist from little shop of horrors) has been catgirlified

This Fine Gentleman (the Dentist From Little Shop Of Horrors) Has Been Catgirlified

@takemebacktowheniwassane is just as at fault for this as me.


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11 months ago

coming to bway (in ny) in fall I hear. and I'm going to bway in fall.

hm.....

every andrew fan who bought tickets for tammy faye for him just sighed a sigh of relief all collectively. strong winds reported today


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interesting question. usually by timeline analysis, I just assume Whizzer is around thirty-four/thirty-two, and Marvin is something like thirty-six.

I don't know if it's canon but if Marvin and Trina married in their twenties, which seems the most likely for her/and his parents to force them, and then were married for ten years, it makes the most sense in my mind that he and she'd be like mid-thirties and then Whizzer kind of falls into that age range too.

also I think Christian Borle was fourty-two when he played Marvin in the revival, and Andrew Rannells was something like thirty-eight, if that helps at all (but I don't think they were chosen for age, and I've yet to look up Michael Rupert and Stephen Bogardus' age when they played the characters, so take this as you will).

does anyone on here know the canon ages for marvin and whizzer ?? ive tried to figure it out in my head but i wanna hear what yall think


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watching waitress for the first time for the sake of the whizzvin '50s diner au me and my friend are making wish me luck

(I'm... making an animatic)


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