Nobody Really Talks About The Song Three Seconds From In Trousers But It’s My Favorite Song And I Just

I had one a while ago that had a bunch of comics to go along with it but I kinda fell out of it 🤷

i think the world needs more spider-man x falsettos aus. please

MORE DEH INCORRECT QUOTES HAHA!!! (Mostly Kleinsen; Warning lol)

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Jared: Hey, are you okay?

Evan: Yeah.

Jared: You don't look okay...

Evan: Then stop looking.

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Evan: Why are you drinking?

Jared: I drink when I'm depressed.

Evan: But you're always drinking?

Jared: *smug grin*

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Jared, trying to comfort Evan: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Miguel: I am in charge of this disaster!

Connor: I have a name, you know.

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Jared: I have issues.

Evan: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is to accept-

Jared: With you.

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Jared: My only talent is being stress.

Alana: Don't you mean stressed?

Jared: No.

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Evan: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Jared: Yes. Absolutely.

Evan: When?

Jared: When you're right.

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Connor: You have your weirdly sincere humility.

Jared: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

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Jared: What? I'm not aggressive!

Evan: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Jared: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Evan: Why are you on fire?

Jared: This is just how my day is going.

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Evan: Dammit! You ruin everything!

Jared, finger-gunning: Your welcome.

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Jared: *Seductively takes off glasses*

Jared: Wow...

Evan: *Blushes* Haha... what?

Jared: You're really fucking blurry.

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Miguel: You remind me of the ocean.

Connor: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Miguel: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Miguel: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Connor: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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Connor: I’m sad.

Miguel: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Miguel: And das not good.

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Jared: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.

Evan: I don’t usually eat with losers.

Jared: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

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Jared: Remember what I told you.

Evan: 'Don't be a cunt.'

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Jared: Hey, you wanna tarot card reading?

Evan: Those are Pokemon cards-

Jared: You got a magikarp.

Evan: ...

Jared: It means 'fuck you.'

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Evan: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Jared: On this moment, or just my life in general?

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Connor: I can never give Miguel shit because I’m jealous of him. He looks at his life and says, “Sweet! This is perfect!”

Connor: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”

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Evan: How much did you spend on this date?

Jared: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

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Jared: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Evan: But don't you hate yourself.

Jared: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

where did you find the beforehand dialogue

I'm not crying, you're crying

Did you guys know that right when More Racquetball ends, and Charlotte takes Whizzer back, if you're wearing headphones, you can hear Marvin say "What?" in the most heartbreaking tone imaginable? Because he didn't expect Whizzer to need to go to the hospital? Because I fucking didn't.

reblog to give Chip Zien a tony award

a bit spicy, but hilarious nonetheless.

super-duper whizzer centric! third person hovers him the whole time, plus, worrylesswritemore is a damn icon and I have been both cackling and sobbing at their fics (if you want more I can scrounge around).

!!!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY WHIZZER-CENTRIC FANFICS?? istg ive been looking but i cant find any

oh hey same whats up

I care about Jared Kleinman very very much

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

I secretly wanted to get the killer but this'll do

I don't know who to tag lol anybody who wants to, join :D

pov: you’re in a horror film

1. Create your own look here

2. Find out what role you are here

I was tagged by @willowmckinley and I’m tagging @thylacinedream and @magically-with-magic

cannot comprehend falsettos fans who hate andrew

marvin with a boston accent, reblog if you agree