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More Incorrect DEH Quotes <3

(Trying to lower my stress levels with these lmao)

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Jared: Let me copy your homework.

Connor: I was gonna copy yours.

Jared: Well, shit.

Connor: Guess I'm just not doing it, then.

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Evan: I can't tell if your just incredibly arrogant or a genius.

Jared: On a good day, I'm both.

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Connor: You read my fucking journal?

Zoe: Well, at first, I didn't know it was your journal.

Zoe: I thought it was a very sad, handwritten novel.

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Evan: How stupid do you think I am?!

Jared: Do you really want an honest answer to that?

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Jared: What the fuck?? People actually tell their crushes they like them???

Zoe: What the hell do you do??

Jared: I die?? What kind of question...

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Connor: I should be allowed on Ghost Hunter TV shows.

Evan: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts...

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Evan: Why is it so hard for you to believe me??

Alana:

Evan: Oh right. The lying.

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Evan: I made this friendship bracelet for you :)

Jared: Well, uh, I'm not really a jewelry person...

Evan: You don't have to wear i--

Jared, holding the bracelet away from him: No, I'm wearing it. Forever. Back off.

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Jared: I'm 80% awesome, 20% water, and 100% handsome.

Evan: That's 200%

Jared: I'm twice the man you'll ever be

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Jared: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Connor:

Connor: I like you.

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Alana: You think your smarter than everyone else...!

Jared: Oh, I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else.

Jared: I know I am.

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Alana: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Connor: No... well, their slowness.

Alana: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Connor: Now I have a plan.

Connor: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

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Alana: I couldn't do this without you, Zoe.

Zoe: No, you probably could, just not as stylishly.

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Jared: I want to kiss you.

Evan, not paying attention: What?

Jared: I said if you died, I wouldn't miss you.

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Evan: I’m in love with you.

Jared: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Evan: I know.

Jared: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Evan: I fell—

Jared: From heaven?

Evan: No, I literally fell—

Jared: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Evan: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Jared: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Miguel: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Connor: Oh. We're going out?

Miguel: Wh...

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Miguel: I'm gonna go take a shower.. wanna help me out?~

Connor: You've... never taken a shower before???

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Jared: We both look very handsome tonight.

Evan: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Jared: I couldn't take that chance.

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Connor: Miguel is playing hard-to-get.

Connor: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard-to-get-rid-of.

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Miguel: Are you ready to commit?

Connor: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Zoe: So you like cats?

Alana: Mhm :>

Zoe: *Tries to impress her by slowly starting to push a glass off of the table*

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Alana: Why don’t you go talk to him?

Jared, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Alana: What? So you go tell him he's cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Jared: He could hear me.

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Connor: Did it hurt when you fell-

Miguel: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Connor: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs

Miguel: ...

Connor: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Alana: Are you trying to seduce me?

Zoe: I don't know, are you seducible?

me when gay middle aged men

Having comfort characters is so funny because you hear or see something that vaguely reminds you of them and it's like

interesting question. usually by timeline analysis, I just assume Whizzer is around thirty-four/thirty-two, and Marvin is something like thirty-six.

I don't know if it's canon but if Marvin and Trina married in their twenties, which seems the most likely for her/and his parents to force them, and then were married for ten years, it makes the most sense in my mind that he and she'd be like mid-thirties and then Whizzer kind of falls into that age range too.

also I think Christian Borle was fourty-two when he played Marvin in the revival, and Andrew Rannells was something like thirty-eight, if that helps at all (but I don't think they were chosen for age, and I've yet to look up Michael Rupert and Stephen Bogardus' age when they played the characters, so take this as you will).

does anyone on here know the canon ages for marvin and whizzer ?? ive tried to figure it out in my head but i wanna hear what yall think

hey, I'm back!!

i'm back, fellas, and I'm here to make an absurd amount of incorrect quotes

although there will most definitely be a new series for my current hyperfixations.. I may end up updating the dear evan hansen incorrect quotes series, but as I'm a year or so out of the fandom, I'll probably focus mostly on falsettos/in trousers

(props if you know either of those)

tell me if you've got any requests for series if you so please!

thank you for being so patient, I lost my password but now I'm back, sillies

you edit my willrick insanity I'll edit yours

do we have a deal 👁️👄👁️

so many invincible authors on ao3 kill off rick to push canon william and literally any mark variant together but consider

what if a mark variant tried to take william and rick killed the variant?

is this something?? it's one of those shower thoughts you're not fully sure about but you gotta see if anyone agrees just for the hell of it

andrew as hedwig portrait because he slayed so hard in this role

when encountering William Shakespeare….

-write the thing that critics are calling the greatest thing they’ve ever seen

-get invited to the queen’s castle

-get knighted by her

-get told by her that Shakespeare is Not any good Not any good Not any good Not any good and that his plays make her vomit

-get told by her that nothing is as good as your musical omelette

-boast about this to him while aggressively tap dancing and singing

I secretly wanted to get the killer but this'll do

I don't know who to tag lol anybody who wants to, join :D

pov: you’re in a horror film

1. Create your own look here

2. Find out what role you are here

I was tagged by @willowmckinley and I’m tagging @thylacinedream and @magically-with-magic

in fact, they do go on girls trips

marvin with the round spectacle glasses my beloved (I have this picture saved it's so dear to me)

they should go on a girls trip i think

that's my favorite one too!!!

shoutout to my favourite character in in trousers: chip zien's screaming