Paul Simon May Be Small But I’ve Always Gotten The Impression That He’s Extremely Heavy And Dense

Each bullet point is funnier than the last

paul simon was lying when he said he did not serve…[insert cunty picture of paul simon or whatever here]

I found a movie with Artie and I do have questions about the hairstyle….

You know what Artie I fucking hate when people don't communicate

Yeah man me too !

From notable communicators Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel who will not be petty and miscommunicate and blow things out of proportion and stop talking for ages rinsing and repeating this cycle

Ok so is this what Art meant when he said:

‘But then we'll be on stage and the three of us make this sound - me, him and the guitar, and we're eleven once more, and in love all over again.’

It's so easy to forget they were angry at each other sometimes, when they're looking at each other like that.

The Concert in Central Park, 19 September 1981

The Paul Simon Song Book, 1965, with a short story by Paul Simon

paul scheming: "nyAAA how can i get more money in the divorce?"

You’re welcome

Thank you for my

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