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thinking about bird gabe once more but not in the way one might think

so birds are very smart, yeah? can learn a bunch of complex tricks and some even learn words and speak sentences (tho we also gotta be honest that its questionable they understand what theyre saying...)

but theyre also really fucking stupid. theyre whiny and clingy and scream over the smallest thing. someone once told me their bird forced them to grab a new toy bc it chewed through that one and wouldnt stop crying until they got it. there was another toy to shred not even a foot away. personally my boy likes to crawl to the top of his cage and scream repeatedly until i let him out. he then continues to scream even after that. he also once called my friend a bitch.

my point is that this should all apply to gabriel. he should be an annoying stupid piss baby bc hes a bird. it comes with the territory of being a bird. he has the uncontrollable urge to forage and tear shit apart. if he could eat his favorite food would either be a seed or berry. he flies in circles when spooked. he sees a pool of water and decides to dunk himself in it and become absolutely Soaked (and to add More to the bird comparison he'd probably smell AWFUL afterwards too (bird owners understand the wet bird stank </3 exponentially worse than a wet dog)). he probably sees anything shiny and immediately loses focus (cough this is why hes attracted to his swords COUGH). itd also be really funny if he HATED any new thing. maybe not outright fear it but... itd be funny for him to be like "what the fuck" while standing diagonally to avoid it (look up ringnecks posing and you'll see what i mean). tho this would ALSO be hilariously paired with him not being scared of things he Should be scared of (glaring at my bird who apparently thinks sharp objects are delicious)

my insanity for today and my last coherent thoughts before the withdrawals from my adhd meds take me from this world 🫡

- manic anon

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Ayyyy first post because people have been finding this blog somehow! So pinned post time! Here, have a read more! All the information will be under it so you can skip this if you don’t care!

Howdy howdy everybody! My name’s TaffyLemon, or just Taffy if you don’t have much time. I’m a variety YouTube content creator, but I mostly do gaming stuff because that’s what’s fun to me! My YouTube is just TaffyLemon, and the pfp is the same as my tumblr one, as well as all my other social media accounts.

This blog is mostly for goofy shit and sometimes my hyperfixations, as well as upload times (when I can be bothered) and asks!

In addition to all that extra stuff, it’s the prime place for answers regarding questions about my creative works (those being anything about the Heroes of Craylia universe and anything and [almost] everything about the TaffyLemon Chronicles, neither of which are out yet at the time of posting this).

The character you might see me drawing (angel girl) is named Taffyta, she’s my sona and the main character of the TaffyLemon Chronicles.

Enough about my creative stuff. My interests include ULTRAKILL, Pokémon, Pressure, The Legend of Vox Machina (For clarification: the animated series on Prime Video, so I’m not technically fully caught up, no spoilers please), Alien Stage, and more! I’m a voice actor, a writer, an artist, a 3d modeler, a musician, basically just a jack of all trades here.

And if you’ve found me through tumblr, go subscribe to my YouTube! That’s where you get to see both my face and my voice so if you’re interested in me playing games, then go check it out! That’s all for now folks, see you soon!

vibrating. i want to eat this game

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i think the earthmover is the most transgender of the ultrakill cast cus you can't spell 1000-thr earthmover without hrt

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

Accidentally posted a reblog to the wrong account. Really hope no one saw that, I wish to keep my AO3 stuff and my YouTube shit separate 💀 nobody can know I wrote ultrakill omegaverse yaoi that one time

I decided to say fuck it and start treating my main more like my side. So here goes! Also thank you for the tag Pyro :) all of these are listed in no particular order, aside from the order I thought of them in lmao.

1. Bury The Light - Casey Edwards, Victor Borba, (also yes this is from DMC5. Yeah, that one.)

2. Find Your Flame - Sega Sound Team

3. Operation Pyrite- MSR

4. Operation Pine Soot - MSR

5. Operation Basepoint - MSR

6. Battleplan Pyrolysis - MSR

7. UltraChurch - KEYGEN CHURCH

8. Tenebre Rosso Sangue - KEYGEN CHURCH

9. The World Looks Red - Heaven Pierce Her (it’s on the Ultrakill soundtrack so I had to. This song’s a fuckin’ banger.)

10. Undefeatable - Sega Sound Team

Special Bonus Song 11!

11. Break Through It All - Sega Sound Team

I prommy I’d tag people if I had people to tag! Unfortunately, I don’t interact with people as much as I should 💀

SO I EDITED THIS POST BECAUSE I FUCKED UP THE NAME OF #6 MY BAD LMAO. It’s not Operation Pyrolysis, it’s Battleplan Pyrolysis. Oops.

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Lets switch the numbers because I have more fav songs than I do followers

Here's my fav songs (in no particular order)

1. Creeping Death (Metallica)

2. Fuel (Metallica)

3. Master of Puppets (Metallica)

4. Enter Sandman (also Metallica)

5. Jump in the Fire (also...Metallica...)

6. The Four Horsemen (Metallica, again )

7. No Remorse (Metallica...again again.)

8. Ride the Lightning (Jesus fucking christ that's a lot of Metallica)

9. Disposable Heroes (I think that's enough Metallica)

10. For Whom the Bell Tolls (I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH METALLICA-)

anyways Ima @ my fav followers- I don't feel like going into individual ask boxes rn tbh TwT

@wishiwasunderground

@tireddemonboysnearyou

@metalbrojack

@devilsurvivor-2-recordbreaker

@sparkledst4r

YOOOO UTK OC MAKER?! /pos

I did a while back, but I have to redesign them C:

I do remember writing a really shitty fanfic about one of them getting his ass beat by V1. But the OCs in question that I reblogged the angelic poses thing are unrelated to ultrakill, and are more avian than angelic.

Thank you for taking interest in it tho! If I end up redesigning Taffiel, I’ll post her here C:

Day 1: Ink

Miku loves shopping! (so does V1)