thinking about bird gabe once more but not in the way one might think
so birds are very smart, yeah? can learn a bunch of complex tricks and some even learn words and speak sentences (tho we also gotta be honest that its questionable they understand what theyre saying...)
but theyre also really fucking stupid. theyre whiny and clingy and scream over the smallest thing. someone once told me their bird forced them to grab a new toy bc it chewed through that one and wouldnt stop crying until they got it. there was another toy to shred not even a foot away. personally my boy likes to crawl to the top of his cage and scream repeatedly until i let him out. he then continues to scream even after that. he also once called my friend a bitch.
my point is that this should all apply to gabriel. he should be an annoying stupid piss baby bc hes a bird. it comes with the territory of being a bird. he has the uncontrollable urge to forage and tear shit apart. if he could eat his favorite food would either be a seed or berry. he flies in circles when spooked. he sees a pool of water and decides to dunk himself in it and become absolutely Soaked (and to add More to the bird comparison he'd probably smell AWFUL afterwards too (bird owners understand the wet bird stank </3 exponentially worse than a wet dog)). he probably sees anything shiny and immediately loses focus (cough this is why hes attracted to his swords COUGH). itd also be really funny if he HATED any new thing. maybe not outright fear it but... itd be funny for him to be like "what the fuck" while standing diagonally to avoid it (look up ringnecks posing and you'll see what i mean). tho this would ALSO be hilariously paired with him not being scared of things he Should be scared of (glaring at my bird who apparently thinks sharp objects are delicious)
my insanity for today and my last coherent thoughts before the withdrawals from my adhd meds take me from this world 🫡
- manic anon
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Ah shit my bowling team has unionized
women & bitches love my cavern
Miku loves shopping! (so does V1)
YOOOO UTK OC MAKER?! /pos
I did a while back, but I have to redesign them C:
I do remember writing a really shitty fanfic about one of them getting his ass beat by V1. But the OCs in question that I reblogged the angelic poses thing are unrelated to ultrakill, and are more avian than angelic.
Thank you for taking interest in it tho! If I end up redesigning Taffiel, I’ll post her here C:
hi y'all. im broke as fuck rn and kinda need money to cover expenses 'til i can get a job. pokemon are about the only thing i feel confident enough drawing to offer for money so that's what i'm doing!
Prices start at $5 USD for one full-body pokemon sketched on paper. Prices jump to $7 USD to line it digitally and up to $10 to line and color it digitally. No rendering cus i suck ass at that and dont feel comfortable charging for it
Extra pokemon will be an additional 25% of the original price. EG a paper sketch of 3 pokemon would be $7.50, a paper sketch of 6 pokemon would be $11.25, and a lined & colored drawing of 6 pokemon would be $22.50. I'll only draw up to 6 at a time (so a full team) tho.
Pokemon ocs (eg your Lucario that's missing an arm or a heliolisk that wears a scarf or whatever)
Pokemon battles
Pokemon interacting with each other
Pokemon trainers. sorry but i can't draw humans worth shit and i don't feel comfortable charging for that as such
Anything explicitly sexual. I will not draw pokemon gettin it on or jorkin it or whatever
fetish content. nothing explicitly sexual as stated above but I will consider some things. I can draw feet or balloons or whatever, just talk to me first. there are Some lines i refuse to cross
Pokemon fusions or fakemon. As long as you can provide a good reference and more details if needbe i'll certainly try my best but if you're just gonna give me a description or want me to design something for you then that's a no-go
Once I get started on your work, I'll send you a watermarked sketch to confirm details or make changes to. Once we reach that point I'll ask for half the full amount to continue. Once I'm done I'll send you a watermarked version of the finished product and then ask for the remaining payment. Once the full payment is received you'll be given the unwatermarked version.
Contact me here on tumblr or on discord (pyromaniac8642)
Examples of each option for my work found below
nowhere else
Yippee! C: I haven’t uploaded in ages on my YouTube channel, but I’m getting ready to upload more stuff. I’ve almost chewed through my backlog of (checks notes) like 30 videos I needed to edit and draw thumbnails for
YOOOO UTK OC MAKER?! /pos
I did a while back, but I have to redesign them C:
I do remember writing a really shitty fanfic about one of them getting his ass beat by V1. But the OCs in question that I reblogged the angelic poses thing are unrelated to ultrakill, and are more avian than angelic.
Thank you for taking interest in it tho! If I end up redesigning Taffiel, I’ll post her here C:
I really should post more often, people keep finding this blog and I post like nothing 💀
Howdy! I’m TaffyLemon, a variety YouTuber (but mostly gaming) that loves all things Pokémon and ULTRAKILL! I do a lot of art, I’m getting into voice acting, and I’m an avid writer!
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