Erm What The Scallop

I like to imagine a herd of earthmovers is called an earthquake then a magnitude based off how many there are

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Hey fellas.

Just wanna pop in and give some refs to draw your fellow angel ocs in! (You dont gotta ofc)

Pro tip: statues are often perfect for sketching angels! They have ethereal poses! Im gonna rb with more and mention a few ppl bc im allowed 10 images per post for some reason

Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

women & bitches love my cavern

YOOOO UTK OC MAKER?! /pos

I did a while back, but I have to redesign them C:

I do remember writing a really shitty fanfic about one of them getting his ass beat by V1. But the OCs in question that I reblogged the angelic poses thing are unrelated to ultrakill, and are more avian than angelic.

Thank you for taking interest in it tho! If I end up redesigning Taffiel, I’ll post her here C:

I give you guys MORE v1 in portal au cuz im obsessed

cheap emergency pokemon commissions

hi y'all. im broke as fuck rn and kinda need money to cover expenses 'til i can get a job. pokemon are about the only thing i feel confident enough drawing to offer for money so that's what i'm doing!

Prices start at $5 USD for one full-body pokemon sketched on paper. Prices jump to $7 USD to line it digitally and up to $10 to line and color it digitally. No rendering cus i suck ass at that and dont feel comfortable charging for it

Extra pokemon will be an additional 25% of the original price. EG a paper sketch of 3 pokemon would be $7.50, a paper sketch of 6 pokemon would be $11.25, and a lined & colored drawing of 6 pokemon would be $22.50. I'll only draw up to 6 at a time (so a full team) tho.

What I Will do:

Pokemon ocs (eg your Lucario that's missing an arm or a heliolisk that wears a scarf or whatever)

Pokemon battles

Pokemon interacting with each other

What I Won't do:

Pokemon trainers. sorry but i can't draw humans worth shit and i don't feel comfortable charging for that as such

Anything explicitly sexual. I will not draw pokemon gettin it on or jorkin it or whatever

What I'll tentatively do:

fetish content. nothing explicitly sexual as stated above but I will consider some things. I can draw feet or balloons or whatever, just talk to me first. there are Some lines i refuse to cross

Pokemon fusions or fakemon. As long as you can provide a good reference and more details if needbe i'll certainly try my best but if you're just gonna give me a description or want me to design something for you then that's a no-go

Once I get started on your work, I'll send you a watermarked sketch to confirm details or make changes to. Once we reach that point I'll ask for half the full amount to continue. Once I'm done I'll send you a watermarked version of the finished product and then ask for the remaining payment. Once the full payment is received you'll be given the unwatermarked version.

Contact me here on tumblr or on discord (pyromaniac8642)

Examples of each option for my work found below

Girl are you the Hays Code the way you consider media irredeemable if it depicts anything that strays away from the norm you're comfortable with or depicts anything morally questionable without definitively condemning it and anyone associated with it, therefore creating worse stories and content and making it difficult for people to engage with complicated issues from a nuanced and controlled perspective?

Cool hyperfixation. Can I have a bite?

yeah go ahead [hands you Gabriel's head on a platter]

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