"MUMSIES I SCREWED UP BIG AND IM I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO PLEASE HELP."

Here, I got you a towel!

(They hand him the towel.)

Oh, do you want me to clean off your glasses? I have some cleaner!

Jeez.. your Jerry better watch out.

Hello!

My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-

A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!

Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here

You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can

That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val

W-What..

What does it mean Z…?

How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?

“W-What the..”

((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))

How do you feel about C-137? I know he's an ass, but how does he act romantically?

Well Rick is definitely someone who doesn’t like to.. show he does care… but he does try romantically.

Plus, me and Rick aren’t in an official relationship yet. We were together for a while, until he cheated on me. Ever since that happened though, we just decided to stay unofficial until he thinks he is ready to get back together.. I try not to think about why he would have cheated on me anymore, but I have to try to not get my hopes up since he could just drop me at any point.. I don’t even know why he would get back together with me anyway..

Anyway, he’s more romantic when we are alone together, or if he’s really drunk. He’ll hold my hand, give me kisses, the whole package when we’re alone together. When we are out in public he’s less show-y about it, but whenever someone stares at me he does seem to get more touchy with me, I’m not exactly sure why he does that actually…

Rick is not the best romantically, I will be honest, but he does try in his own ways! And uh… sometimes his ways are.. very touchy if you understand what I’m saying..

((Hey, this is the actual artist/writer here! If you guys would like me to write some stories about Val with the Smith family, just let me know!! I can also write some more NSFW things if anyone wants to know about Val in that way.. Also, my DM’s are open for anyone who wants to RP, I have a discord so, yeah! Just ask anything y’all want and Val [or me depending on who you ask] will answer even if it takes a while!))

aw...

imm gonna eat rockks.

Here's an interaction I had with Rick the other day after I got back from being on a mission for 2 WEEKS.

Me: Hey Rick I'm back

Rick: Hey baby. I almost died on an adventure with Morty while you were gone.

Me: Wha-

Rick: Also I destroyed an entire government in a different universe too.

...

I was gone 2 WEEKS. 2 WEEKS. And this is what you say to me first? Plus he was also completely drunk on my couch, and he made a fucking mess of my living room.

oh mein Gott…

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

Yeah, I don’t think you’re an asshole at all.

Anyway, let me know if you need anything. You have an ally here. I’ll help you if you ever need it, just ask!

(They seemed to smile at him, nodding their head a bit.)

Love your hair by the way, looks awesome!

-Hangs upside down from a tree branch and looks at them.-

So what the hell are you a tactical Jerry or some shit ?

ooc: I shall read your bio ✨

A Jerry? Fuck no..

My name is Valentine, or Val. I am tactical though. I work for the military!

Hmm.. Is it comfortable up there in that tree? I like climbing trees! By the way, It’s nice to meet you! I’ve seen you around, you’re a really cool Rick!

I’m glad I get to actually talk to more Rick’s, it really nice meeting all of you.

((ooc: LOL I got you!))

Have you even talked to your Ricks about the idea of an orgey?

Jail. Now.

Does Val have any friends? If so can you draw them? :)

YES I DO!! THIS IS MY FRIEND ZEPH

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE FUCK SHE GOT HERE THOUGH

I have more friends to but they either live back in Germany or live in a different state..

((Zeph drawn by @zephyr-ish!!))