Here's an interaction I had with Rick the other day after I got back from being on a mission for 2 WEEKS.
Me: Hey Rick I'm back
Rick: Hey baby. I almost died on an adventure with Morty while you were gone.
Me: Wha-
Rick: Also I destroyed an entire government in a different universe too.
...
I was gone 2 WEEKS. 2 WEEKS. And this is what you say to me first? Plus he was also completely drunk on my couch, and he made a fucking mess of my living room.
I’m gonna ignore you…
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Z..
What happened..?
Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..
I don't remember anything..
@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?
I don’t wanna be here.
I wanna be back home with you and Rick.. A-And my family.. Morty, Summer, Beth, and hell even Jerry.. I just wanna go home.
I just wanna be able to lay with you and Rick again.. And see my dogs..
i love you and rick so much. i don’t wanna be here..
mhm. I’m still in the hospital. Z finally got here a while ago, hasn’t left since. Neither has Rick, or Morty..
I feel terrible though, for getting in the crash. I don’t know how the fuck it happened anyway..
I’m not entirely sure Z is that worried, but I think Rick and Morty are..
I wanna go home. I can fucking walk, I can get up. I don’t know why they still have me here. I’ll see if Z or Rick can teleport me back home..
I’m not in that bad of shape. am i?
Uh.. Yeah!
We can do all of that, but why don't you help me in the garage first! I'm just cleaning my guns, won't take too long.
Plus, I've got a few pocket knives you can sharpen and clean, I want to make sure before you touch ANY of my guns I put you through some training with them first.
Hey, Morty..
I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.
"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."
mhm. I’m still in the hospital. Z finally got here a while ago, hasn’t left since. Neither has Rick, or Morty..
I feel terrible though, for getting in the crash. I don’t know how the fuck it happened anyway..
I’m not entirely sure Z is that worried, but I think Rick and Morty are..
I wanna go home. I can fucking walk, I can get up. I don’t know why they still have me here. I’ll see if Z or Rick can teleport me back home..
I’m not in that bad of shape. am i?
Evz? He wont bother you. I'll fucking kick his as if he tries to.
There's a place in my room where you can stay! It's kind of a little secret room inside my own, and I'll stay with you the entire time!
Plus, my Rick and Z are... Decent... You'll be very safe here alright? I can even introduce you to all of them!
Hey, Morty..
I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.
"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."
Oh Scheiße!
Ah.. Anyone have some water to put this out?
((OMGGG I LOVE IT THANK YOUU SOOSOSOOSO MUCHHH
I TOOK A GUESS AND ASSUMED DOT EYES RICK’S MORTY HAS DOT EYES TOO SO I GAVE HIM DOT EYES!!))
Hello!
My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-
A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!
Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here
You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can
That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val
Oh wow.. You have some really impressive art skills.. I really love it! Thank you so much! I really really love it.. I haven't been drawn by someone in a long time!
oh wow.. gorgeous? thank you Liebe..
((HOLY FUCKING SHITT I LOVE THIS SOSOSOS MUCH OMG THANK YOU
OMG I LOVE IT SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO REPOST BUT OH MY GOD THAN YOU I LOVE IT SO MUCH))
((again sorry it took me so long to reblog))
Valentine!
@tacticalsmth I just want to say, respectfully, I think Val is very pretty no wait actually just gorgeous
I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY FUCKING SOUL.
Why do you even want souls? I mean.. I can maybe get you someone else's..
at @tacticalsmth house :~>
Hallo! My name is Valentine, but I'm usually called Val or just Fehr. Happy to be meeting you all!
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