All Of You Are Fucking Stupid.

I actually feel bad for taking Z’s arm… I just don’t want him to call me ‘shortie’ again, it makes me feel weak…

Reblog if your ask box is always open for chatter.

How do you feel about C-137? I know he's an ass, but how does he act romantically?

Well Rick is definitely someone who doesn’t like to.. show he does care… but he does try romantically.

Plus, me and Rick aren’t in an official relationship yet. We were together for a while, until he cheated on me. Ever since that happened though, we just decided to stay unofficial until he thinks he is ready to get back together.. I try not to think about why he would have cheated on me anymore, but I have to try to not get my hopes up since he could just drop me at any point.. I don’t even know why he would get back together with me anyway..

Anyway, he’s more romantic when we are alone together, or if he’s really drunk. He’ll hold my hand, give me kisses, the whole package when we’re alone together. When we are out in public he’s less show-y about it, but whenever someone stares at me he does seem to get more touchy with me, I’m not exactly sure why he does that actually…

Rick is not the best romantically, I will be honest, but he does try in his own ways! And uh… sometimes his ways are.. very touchy if you understand what I’m saying..

((Hey, this is the actual artist/writer here! If you guys would like me to write some stories about Val with the Smith family, just let me know!! I can also write some more NSFW things if anyone wants to know about Val in that way.. Also, my DM’s are open for anyone who wants to RP, I have a discord so, yeah! Just ask anything y’all want and Val [or me depending on who you ask] will answer even if it takes a while!))

(They cough up blood, finding the strength to crawl over next to Z, grabbing his other hand, which both of their hands were drenched in blood.)

Nein.. Ich liebe dich, Z..

(They guide his hand to their face, not giving two shits about the blood now smeared across their cheek.)

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

haha..

Hahaha…

HAHAHHAHAH!

NOBODY LOVES ME Z. NOT EVEN YOU. JUST LEAVE ALREADY! I KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

No no.. Hey.. We can talk to him about this.

I-It’ll be okay..

… i hope he doesn’t leave me again…

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

OOC: Okay so this is for art

How might Val react to a volcano burning through the table during a very casual chat?

I want to be as accurate as possible

ALSO VAL IS SO FUN TO DOODLE LIKE YOUR CHARACTER DESIGN FOR VAL IS SO GOOD 10/10

((UH THEY WOULD BE VERY SURPRISED, MAYBE WOULD LIKE YELP A BIT BUT THEN JUST BE LIKE ‘oh just another normal Tuesday.’

ALSO THANK YOUUU, I LOVE DOR EYES RICK DESIGN TOO!!))

((Artist/Writer here again! I think I'm going to work on a more NSFW fic for Val, or, I'm going to do some headcanons/NSFW ABC's for Val specifically! So, basically, expect another story/headcanons for Val here soon!!)

Valentine Fehr Relationship Headcannons!

Parings: Valentine "Val" Fehr x Reader (A.K.A, you), Reader is gender-neutral!

Warnings: Nothing really! One mention of scars, and some cursing. Also a bit longer than I thought it would be. Notes: Reader is eccentric and a bit pushy, Val is a nervous wreck. Shitty and (probably) repetitive writing, Strangers to friends to crush to loverrrrsss! This is the first part, so this includes your first meeting and your friendship stage! (With a hint of growing romantic feelings towards the end...)

((Heyyy artist/writer here! Finally decided to do this because I've been wanting to for a while sooo.. I hope you enjoy! And there will be a seconded part!

This is also my first time writing something like this, so please excuse how shitty this might be.))

-For your first meeting, you would probably meet them through a mutual friend of theirs. (Also just a note, they would be wearing their mask when you first meet.)

-VERY nervous and quiet the first time you meet them.

-Like stuttering and freezing up nervous.

-Also, your friend probably does have to specify that Val's gender neutral/unlabled. They do look very confusing with their short hair.

-After a few hours of being around you though they start to loosen up a bit. (This does depend on how comfortable they are.)

-They become less nervous and more talkative.

-Although, they don't completely open up. They seem to just listen to you and your friend more than anything.

-Once you notice them just staring at you while you talk, you decide to ask them a question instead.

"Soooo.. Val.. You have any hobbies?" Val blinks at you, caught off guard at the sudden question. They sigh, shifting in their seat. "A-Ah.. Ja.. I-" They pause, thinking to themselves. "I-I like to draw."

-Most questions they got asked they would either ignore, or shift the focus away from them.

-They aren't trying to intentionally be or seem rude by doing this though.

-Since they have a strong accent, and since English isn't their first language, some things they say aren't exactly coherent or pronounced correctly.

-That's one reason why they stutter so much actually.

-So there's probably a few times where you would have to ask them to repeat themselves.

-Whatever you're doing, you notice the scars on their hands and arms, which keeps you wondering about them...

-Val would definitely have to leave early for some reason. Most likely because they're too tired, or surprisingly, have other things to do.

-So right as they start to leave, you decide to give them your number!

-This baffles Val. But in a good way.

"Hey, Val!" You call out to them as they start to pull their jacket back on. They turn to look over at you, an eyebrow raised. "Hmm?" They hum, rolling up their sleeves as you pull out their phone and hold it out in front of them suddenly, making them flinch slightly. "Wha-" "Do you mind putting your number in my phone? I wouldn't mind having a one-on-one hangout with you!" You smile at them, continuing to hold your phone in front of them. They stare at you for a moment before hesitantly taking your phone.

-It takes them a minute, but they eventually get their number and name in.

-Now you have them in your phone, which they put themselves as:

"Valentine Fehr"

-Butttt...

-You decide to change their name to something you liked more:

"Val🌌🪐"

-You had seen a lot of their tattoos, which had lots of stars, so you added some space emojis for a theme.

-Once you guys become better friends, which I would say would take a few months, Val started to open up bit by bit.

-Still very self conscious about what they would say or tell you though, still doesn't want to fuck up miss an opportunity to have a really good friend.

-Around this time you would finally get to know that they work in the military, which explains why sometimes they wouldn't be home for days, even weeks, at a time.

-They probably missed a few important things you might have planned out...

"I'm so so so so so sorry I missed it.. W-We can always g-go see another movie.. right? I mean I-I could even pay for everything!" They continue to apologize, even though you understood why they missed it. "It's alright, really-" "I wish I could have been here, damn it, I thought I was gonna be-" "Be quiet, you're fineee!"

-Apologizes for every little thing.

-You would have to explain to them that they're fine. multiple times.

-Here's something you had to figure out: Val's a paranoid, nervous, person. So them overthinking things and worrying is not uncommon for them.

-Plus they're a people pleaser..

-But once you do eventually get to have a hang out with them, you actually have really good time with them!

-Has a great since of humor!

-But is also very weak to jokes- (One's that they understand, at least.)

-You now have a lot of rocks/crystals and small vintage trinkets from them since that you're friends with them now. They enjoy seeing you so happy when you get small things like that.

-And YOU like seeing them get really excited when you give them little things they enjoy. Especially if they collect whatever you give them.

-Rants a LOT about things. Usually half way through whatever they're ranting about they'll stop so they don't bore you. even though you actually aren't bored at all, you like seeing them get so excited about things. since those REAL emotions, or any non-faked emotion at all, is almost rare coming from val.

-Also would teach you some German, ONLY if you wanted or asked.

-You would have to drag them to places sometimes if you wanted to to do something with them..

"There's gonna be to many people.. I don't wanna go.." "You promised me." "I-I know but-" "Come on Val, let's goooo!" "W-Wait-"

-Anti-Social. That's one way to explain them.

-At some point, you would ask about their mask, it's bound to come up one day anyway.

-Don't feel bad when you ask though, anyone would be intrigued when someone NEVER takes off a mask.

-They explain it very vaguely, something along the lines of 'it just makes me feel more comfortable.' Then it wasn't brought up again.

-That day you had planned to stay at their house and say for a while, play some games, watch a movie, ect ect.

-But while you were watching the movie you two had picked out together, you fell asleep on their shoulder.

-Once Val notices you fell asleep, which would be almost immediately once they noticed you stopped moving a lot, they try not to breath much or move.

-It's very sweet, they don't wanna wake you up.

-A while later they notice something...

-They liked being close to you.

Get. Off. Me.

I’M A FUCKING MONSTER.

WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER LOVE SUCH A FUCKING DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, PERSON LIKE ME?

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))