We Have To Talk About This With Him.

YAY I LOVE CHRYSTALS THANK YOUUUU

imm gonna eat rockks.

hobbies?

I have lots of hobbies!

One of my biggest things I like to do is collect things! I collect glass, rocks, vintage things, almost anything! I also really like to draw, which I don’t have much time for anymore because of my job..

I also like to collect weapons, like cool guns, and especially knives! I have this really cool shiny blue knife that I found while in space with Rick and Morty, it’s actually up on my wall right now.

I also love burning incense, I like finding cool scents and trying them out. I could go on, but I’ll save all of you from my ranting!

Get. Off. Me.

I’M A FUCKING MONSTER.

WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER LOVE SUCH A FUCKING DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, PERSON LIKE ME?

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

Yeah, I don’t think you’re an asshole at all.

Anyway, let me know if you need anything. You have an ally here. I’ll help you if you ever need it, just ask!

(They seemed to smile at him, nodding their head a bit.)

Love your hair by the way, looks awesome!

-Hangs upside down from a tree branch and looks at them.-

So what the hell are you a tactical Jerry or some shit ?

ooc: I shall read your bio ✨

A Jerry? Fuck no..

My name is Valentine, or Val. I am tactical though. I work for the military!

Hmm.. Is it comfortable up there in that tree? I like climbing trees! By the way, It’s nice to meet you! I’ve seen you around, you’re a really cool Rick!

I’m glad I get to actually talk to more Rick’s, it really nice meeting all of you.

((ooc: LOL I got you!))

oh really?

(They push Z to the floor without any hesitation.)

You don’t love me Z.

Admit it.

Just do it.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

Ah, well, my name is Valentine Fehr, you may call me Val! I should have introduced myself before, but this is just so surprising I forgot my manners!

Uh, do anything you need to do around here! I’m not completely sure what you have to do to exorcise something, but whatever you need to do go ahead! I’m not sure if you need to exorcise my universe or my house but, if you need my house let me know! I can get the dogs out of my house if they get in the way, or if your scared of dogs which I doubt you are..

mhm.. I just wanted to say.. you know.. you are attractive.. very..

Hullo here? Ahem, I was sent here to.. exorcise some sort of thing here?

@priest-richard-sanchez

Exorcise?

Am I possessed..?

If you were sent by someone... Who sent you? And why did they send you..?

I just got out of the hospital like a day ago.. How.. I’m so confused..

also I’ve seen your posts before, yourreallyfuckinghot.

Since when do you call me shortie…? I’m n-not that short.

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

insane men covered in blood. you agree. reblog.

Z, Are you okay?

What fucking drugs did you take?

of course when I leave for one second something happenes..

aiii took somqm aliebwb frugs fron rewkkk... everttyjyjynds slspninng

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-@rickz6725

(send 🕯️ to hear Val’s inner thoughts about your character)

Oh Z.. God my amazing Z..

It seems like just a day ago I met him in the Citadel.. He’s everything to me.. Mhm..

I love him so much… god.. so so so much.. I don’t even know if I can show it right.. Am I loving him right? Does he really love me? does he..?

I hope he’s doing okay. He seems a bit off. Maybe I’m just to anxious.. I do need to make sure he’s not doing anymore drugs.. I want to make sure he’s okay.. but I don’t want to come off as too worried..

He’s my other Rick.. My Rick.. I wanna kiss him. I love his hair.. his scars.. everything.. god I just can’t even explain it..

He’s different from other people I’ve dated.. that’s good.. I love him for that. He’s so sweet.. And he’s so hot.

…

I love Z.