YOU TWO ARE EACH OTHERS RICK AND MORTY?!

All I want is for a Rick to love me

"H-Hi mom...."

"A-AH- O-Oh... It's just-"

"OH MY GOD!"

"HALLO MEIN SÜSSER JUNGE! How are you doing?"

(( HEY I'M BACK MOOT!! I'M SOSOSO SORRY I DISSAPEARED [I POSTED SMTH ABOUT WHY I WAS GONE] ))

Since when do you call me shortie…? I’m n-not that short.

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

aw...

imm gonna eat rockks.

(They smile, gently squeezing one of his hands.)

I have an extra room that I could clean out.

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

We have to talk about this with him.

I don’t think he’d mind if I dated you too..

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

pleaseeee... one morere....

imm gonna eat rockks.

yeahhh I remember…

I could never forget something like thattt..

hehehehe… I don’t wanna sleep though.. I c-can’t sleep alone in a hospital.. hospitals scare me..

@anotherc137rick c-could you or Z come over to the hospital..?

I don’t like it here.

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

I..

Hurt you?

oh god. no no no..

that's where you got it from...

I hurt you.

nononononononononono.

f-fuck..

I’m back! and not possessed this time..

Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..

I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..