I Think Death Bed Is Going To Need A LOT Of Play Testing

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

Metal Gear Rising really was a game that screeched about how the violence of the oppressed is caused by the violence of their oppressors and therefore the two aren’t equal, but also violence is dehumanizing so be grateful for those who fight since they’ve martyred their souls for you and packed all that into 4 hours.

At the same time, it also had the weirdest fucking dialogue in video games like “MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL!” and had its main antagonist literally say “make America Great Again” three years before the U.S elections

man i need to lancerpost more often

in all seriousness jesus christ my phone has not stopped exploding for like three days

i'm enjoying all the constructive takes though. love you mech nerds. mwah.

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

Sol Badguy but I like this gif a lot, this is me

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

i love scooby snacks and no one can ever change my mind about that

im pretty sure there are sapper tunnels under my walls

the Expand Dong meme but it's Extrude Gun. Is that anything?

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

Lancer players naming their mechs like drag Queen names