Yes. Yes You Can.

homestuck year

is this an okay place to admit i've never seen Night At The Museum

you just hate me because of my beam attack

What song is he serenading apollo with (wrong answers only)

GOOD NEWS: you just discovered magic. BAD NEWS: you specifically just discovered magic, there's nobody more experienced who can explain how to clean up the mess.

gm chat

Harrison Armory finally presents its Year of the Snake ensemble. Security Captain Valentina Santoso makes a rare return to Ras Shamra, dressed in an outfit that conveys both her military standing and minor celebrity status among the core territories of Harrison Armory. For better or worse, all HA rank and file know The Dirty Worker.

The brief sojourn has her in uncommonly good spirits, she's here to review the results of the Armory's new prototype frame—the Gustav. The return signifies changes in the year to come. New equipment, new assignments, and most importantly for Santoso Company, new enemies.

no sales for 5 days..

I love the lancer mechs that fuck with you mentally and have a high chance of changing you forever, rendering you inhuman or unable to function in normal society

hehe dyed my hair bluer. and changed it. a lot

yayyy

"why does lying come so naturally to your forked tongue" is such a raw line i can't believe it comes from a chat message that jerma just randomly decided to read