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You misread the reward for the quest. You received a Dragon Bride, not a Dragon Ride, from the king.
Fuck yeah
You misread the reward for the quest. You received a Dragon Bride, not a Dragon Ride, from the king.
Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(
oh yeah its SO dead.
Already rock hard
The Gorgon was said to be so hideous that it turned those who looked at its eyes to stone. You are staring it down and not turning to stone..?
If you wanna see your doctor that badly just make an appointment bro it’s not that hard
getting emo abt shifting again bc i miss my dr sm it hurts.
i want to be in my dr so bad, i'd do anything to shift finally.
it's been 3 years. i've grown out of so many drs. i don't want to grow out of this one. i need to shift.
i'm literally on the verge of tears why was i put into this reality why can't i be with him rn ughhhgchcbcvxyxhcf
quite fun to imagine fairy circles less as "trickster gods kidnapping humans from the human realm" and more as "fae scientists capture-tag-and-releasing humans back into the wild, hoping to one day understand the behavior of this bizarre feral gremlin species that keeps getting lost and wandering into the Fae's backyard"
how old people look at cashiers after saying "it says to remove my card" and not removing their card
Sharing is Caring, if you ever had trouble sorting your digimon into an existing field, maybe these additions will help xD
This you
i do not fuck with diurnalism
really loved the scarvi epilogue
He’s using the same watch from megamind to hide his fish ness
snuck some sketti into the cinema 🍝
1,528 minutes that’s a lot of intimate time with Peter griffin
my brother is stoked. everyone Get on his level
I might post my digifakes on here and use these they work so good for some of mine
Sharing is Caring, if you ever had trouble sorting your digimon into an existing field, maybe these additions will help xD
Meet VileDevimon, a Digimon Tamers style fusion between Fritz and Vilemon! 🦇👹
Minecraft end game update ore
oh i see. because she is purpur.
resizing this crunched it so badly </3
Tapeworm lover who is inside you and is munching on your food
Meta's out here asking the real questions
James is a girlboss
I’m pretty sure you adressed this at some point, but what’s James’s deal orientation and relationship wise in your AU? I wanna say he’s content and in no rush for partnership
he’s aroace in this AU! just chillin
As a straight white male from birth I also feel platonic love towards people
I have an aromantic perspective on love
Sadge sword
what do you think happens with galaxia when meta knight is possessed?
i like it when pokemon fans disappoint themselves by looking at fakemon fanart
it's me I'm Pokemon fans
Are teens really anti-social and non-conversational and stuck on their phones or are you just trying to form a conversation while asking them about stuff like their school curriculum (a tedious repetitive thing they at best suffer and at worst suffer from) while dissmissing them whenever they attempt to talk about their interests?
Now I want an arbok tattoo
planning more pokemon tatoos hmmmmmmm
And then they get mad at us for wanting to be on those same devices instead of talking to family that we have nothing in common with
Parents get sooooooo mad when anyone even remotely implies that if we know it negatively impacts adults then it’s probably quite detrimental to the health and development of a young mind to stick an iPad in front of a child any time they show signs of Behaviors. “Are you calling me a bad parent?” Yeah. I am.
A groundbreaking discovery
Sending this post to my mom cause she needs to hear it
ok so you support the disabled, disordered, and mentally ill. but are you normal when someone takes long to respond to you? or if they have a hard time listening to you? when someone has a hard time giving you their attention? or when their manners aren’t perfect? or when someone makes mistakes that may be obvious or simple to you? or when someone talks loudly or “causes a scene?” are you normal when people have to think really hard to explain things? or when they have a hard time putting their thoughts into words?
are you normal when people’s hair is unkempt or oily or visibly unbrushed? or when their face might be full of acne? or when they don’t have deodorant on for one reason or another? how about if their clothes are dirty?
are you normal about disabled/disordered/mentally ill people when they make you a little uncomfortable?
I’d rather be called da smexiest fewd
since everyone on this site loves to call each other fags and dykes now, "i'd rather be called a slur" barely carries any weight anymore. instead i propose a new alternative version of the phrase: "i'd rather be called an uwu smolbean"
how silly would it be to make a waddle dee oc
Justifying your irrational dislike for something by saying it "killed my father" is at least twice as funny when talking to someone who knows your still very alive father
If I could blaze this I would for the sheer comedic value
evil tumblr phenomenon known as "what the fuck kinda person/tag did i follow to get this on my dash" followed by "oh its a blazed post"