Aziraphale: Don't Worry! Crowley Has A Plan! He'll Save Us!

Goddamn, God is a narcissist.

I feel like there should be a Dean Winchester AMV set to Daddy Lessons by Beyonce and The Chicks. With shots of everytime John ever says "look out for your brother."

Dean shoots John at the end of the video of course.

When your wife sees that a devil and an angel are trying to help you when God committed literal death.

Aziraphale being so happy that his magic trick was successful. Meanwhile, Crowley has an angsty existential crisis about shooting his friend.

I wonder if there are any Crowley x Aziraphale fics or amvs inspired by Hozier's From Eden.

"Honey, You're familiar like my mirror years ago"

Crowley can see the ideology of an angel trying to be the best he can be with how their psychology works and he can just see that path and how fucked it is.

"Idealism sits in prison/Chivalry fell on its sword"

The way the angels are working they're in a prison of their own making. They don't see how asanine they are compared to how the world works. Even demons understand things more because of how damned they are.

But angels are supposed to be the ideal beings, but their innocence is perverted. * cue James Baldwin quote here*

"Innocence died screaming"

I BET you Crowley screamed while falling to hell because he realized how backwards the angel ideology is. Plus the physical pain.

"Honey ask me I should know"

Reference back to the mirror. He knows the end result.

"I slithered here from Eden just to hide outside your door."

The fiction writes itself.

God and Satan: the true dramatic bitches

Crowley @ Aziraphale: dramatic bitch 1.0 supporting dramatic bitch 2.0

I'm obsessed with the concept of Crowley retracting the demon permissions from his own car before Aziraphale uses it.

He really *does* love Aziraphale.

Crowley playing with the Fez.

Aziraphale tempting people with Dr. Who books.

They're really throwing in the Doctor Who references. Everyone *except* David Tennant.

Hell is so Hellish, not even Demons can get good deals. Even Hell is in a recession.