Aziraphale Being So Happy That His Magic Trick Was Successful. Meanwhile, Crowley Has An Angsty Existential

I'm obsessed with the concept of Crowley retracting the demon permissions from his own car before Aziraphale uses it.

He really *does* love Aziraphale.

amv idea: God!Chuck and the supernatural book fans to the song Cult Leader

Very funny how Crowley, being a demon, doesn't have a firearms license and doesn't like guns - but Aziraphale does! And is surprised that Crowley wouldn't!

Mr. McFell. I didn't notice that last time.

He's McFallen and he can't get up!

"Cancel Miracle Check Card: Check it 8 times, get one miracle free!"

Crowley refusing to exchange favors with Aziraphale because that's a demon thing, and he wants to keep Aziraphale pure.

Aziraphale: Don't worry! Crowley has a plan! He'll save us!

Crowley: * escapes to Heaven to figure out what's going on *

ALSO obsessed with the idea that eating someone's brains let's you experience their last thoughts/emotions.

Like how you can sometimes taste the food again when you burp after eating.

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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