Thank You, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I Love You Endlessly.

Spotify should have achievements. And a leaderboard. Just saying.

Nope, that's tender. Gender ist that screaming kitchen device you make smoothies with.

no that’s gengar. gender is a game of skill that involves balancing wooden blocks

Made a little shapeshifting animation while trying to figure out my design for the Ruby 7 (post coming soon (probably)). So in the meantime, enjoy a blobby friend

Come get yall's schmogle!

un-snorp syndrome

the year is 2XXX, a family sits eating dinner. the son quietly eats his food, much to his mother’s dismay. “son. you’re not snorping your beans like you used too,” she says, frowning. the boy sighs, setting his fork down in defeat. “yes mother, i know. i just haven’t been feeling… snorpy lately.” the whole family gasps, staring at the un-snorpy boy in horror. a baby is heard crying in the distance. sirens begin to go off, echoing down the neighborhood. the front door is suddenly whipped open, the FBI pouring in like a flood. the boy cries, for he knows what has been done. he is taken away to snorp camp. and never seen again.

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

Heck yes i am!

YOU are going to Eeby Deeby for reasons incomprehensible to mortals!

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captain america was bitten by a radioactive american