the year is 2XXX, a family sits eating dinner. the son quietly eats his food, much to his mother’s dismay. “son. you’re not snorping your beans like you used too,” she says, frowning. the boy sighs, setting his fork down in defeat. “yes mother, i know. i just haven’t been feeling… snorpy lately.” the whole family gasps, staring at the un-snorpy boy in horror. a baby is heard crying in the distance. sirens begin to go off, echoing down the neighborhood. the front door is suddenly whipped open, the FBI pouring in like a flood. the boy cries, for he knows what has been done. he is taken away to snorp camp. and never seen again.
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What if Site 19 is actually Area 51? And Dr. Bright started the raid just to fuck with everyone.
I always imagined it being in the middle of nowhere in the desert or something, because it would be pretty difficult to hide some big ass facility.
So altogether it would (kinda) make sense
I feel kinda called out
YOU are an Avatar of the Lonely.
So true
day 1 discord dms with a mutual: hahha yeah i hope im not bothering you! look at this silly picture haha reminds me of that one guy
day 563 discord dms with a mutual: I accidentally lit .my entire fucking marshmallow on fire when i was roasting it on the stove
Oh damn you. Called out in real time...
did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true
I asked a guy at my school if he would eat it. He said he'd french kiss it...
People keep saying you come off as an eldritch horror or a living plague, but you seem.. disappointing, based off of my expectations
have an apple you bitch
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this
OH! Thank you very much! *gently holds birb*
Svenka, 19, she/they. Meme scientist, podcast enthusiast and probably an eldritch abomination. On this blog i post whatever my braincell secretes.
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