Pineapple Of Violence. What Sins Will It Commit?

Num Num Cat TikTok Chain

This just made my day :DDDD gonna hang it on the (metaphorical) fridge

For doodle requests: we need more Jon with cats. Please

[ID: A two-panel pencil doodle comic of Jonathan Sims and The Admiral. Jon says "Good little man" and places his face in The Admiral's fluffy neck with a "fwumf". The Admiral meows happily and hearts surround the two of them. end ID]

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admiral fluffy. that's free real estate for a cold nose

@dumbasswithapen :3

Hey, don’t cry. You can log onto the computer and talk to other gay people about The Characters okay??

here, have a peter

I have this saved on my phone and i have no idea why.

un-snorp syndrome

the year is 2XXX, a family sits eating dinner. the son quietly eats his food, much to his mother’s dismay. “son. you’re not snorping your beans like you used too,” she says, frowning. the boy sighs, setting his fork down in defeat. “yes mother, i know. i just haven’t been feeling… snorpy lately.” the whole family gasps, staring at the un-snorpy boy in horror. a baby is heard crying in the distance. sirens begin to go off, echoing down the neighborhood. the front door is suddenly whipped open, the FBI pouring in like a flood. the boy cries, for he knows what has been done. he is taken away to snorp camp. and never seen again.

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign