Oh How Times Have Changed

this is fucking amazing.

Old married couple

You never said you didn’t have feelings for her ;)

Why don’t you go pick on her or something? @sarcasticmichelle Go on, bug her. She loves these types of questions. 

richie, on stage: I took eddie to the red carpet for my netflix special the other day. now like we both hate pda but we’re clearly fucking together, you know? anyway, some tabloid the next day was like ‘comedian richie tozier attends red carpet event with “””””close friend”””””. he went the fuck OFF. he tweeted ‘literally sucking his dick but go off I guess’. I thought that was the end of it but I had an interview the next day, right, and the guy shows me the tweet and says ‘so what does this mean?’ I’m just like ???? I looked him dead in the eye and said ‘he sucked my dick’. straight people exhaust me

“As Dante was watching me search the sky through the lens of a telescope, he whispered, “Someday, I’m going to discover all the secrets of the universe.”

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you think Bill Skarsgard deserves an OSCAR for playing Pennywise the dancing clown in IT

*after sherlock and john are married*

mrs hudson: *hears a voice yelling inside john and sherlock's flat*

voice: listen, watson, you have to move your tea cups from the other room INTO THE KITCHEN AND PUT THEM IN THE SINK TO BE WASHED WHEN YOURE DONE WITH THEM OR WE HAVE A BIG MESS

mrs hudson: *walks in* sherlock, i don't know if you're yelling at john or rosie but you're one to ta-- *sees john yelling at sherlock*

john: AND THE BATHROOM, DEAR WATSON, YOU NEVER PUT YOUR TOOTHBRUSH BACK IN THE DRAWER

sherlock: *just sitting there smiling more and more every time he calls him watson*

A … Slowly, Gently … Johnlock collection

Steve: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Bucky: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Clint: Sam tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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