Steve: You're Smiling, Did Something Good Happen?

CHEIRIK. THIS. NOW!!!!!

Back at it again with the headcanons! Message me anytime for OTP requests.

Buying the first house/renovation AU:s

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•person A finding the ugliest most run down shack of a house claiming “it’s haS PoTenTiaL B!!”

•person B regrets every choice they’ve ever made when they see the house.

•arguing in the Home Depot over what paint color to get.

• “I see now, you don’t really love me this was all a trick”

•JESUS A I just want to paint the living room *color a hates*“

“IVE BEEN BETRAYED”

“Shut up drama queen”

•paint fights. It starts out as accidentally dripping paint on the other person and ends up with both people on the floor laughing and covered in paint. Not much gets done that day.

•rebuilding the shitty parts of the house and arguing over the “right” way to do it.

•"hey babe, I kinda want to nail you. Get it? Nail? Cause we’re hammering”

“I’m leaving you.”

•being so proud of what they built together and finally having a place they could call their own and build a life together

•building IKEA furniture.

“DAMMIT A I know what I’m doing!”

“No you don’t! The instructions are in Chinese!”

“I CAN GOOGLE IT.”

“You’re hopeless”

•person a accidentally hurting themselves lifting something heavy/putting up drywall.

“OH MY GOD A ARE YOU OK”

“I’m fine!”

“YOURE BLEEDING”

“MAYBE IM JUST DEDICATED TO THE WORK B.”

•being sweet and cute the first night in the house. No furniture, no power, laying on an old Mattress in the living room floor, but being happy that they finally have their own house.

•Person a makes friends with all the neighbors while B makes sure there aren’t any creeps in the neighborhood.

•impromptu karaoke while painting. Usually to really bad music.

•when they finally finish the house person B wants to carry A over the threshold.

“But we aren’t married.”

“Yeah but it’s symbolic”

“Yeah, to MARRIAGE.”

“Shut up and let me carry you.”

•person B proposes that night.

Feel free to add more!!

mena i grew up in an egyptian household massoud

Gilbert: Anne is looking at us, act natural.

Sebastian: Farming, farming.

Gilbert, fake nodding: Apples, Apples.

Sebastian: Cows, cows.

Antis: TomDaya is so over!!!¡¡¡! It was just show service Tom & Z: don't deny they are dating and instead laugh about vacation stuff Z: posts a snapchat with Tom a few hours ago, making clear they are hanging out and stuff Me: totally, they are not a thing, yeah ok swettie...

Star Wars Hates Gays and You Know It

A novel by me

Mj X Peter (Insp: @/ lastgayjedi on twitter)

The entire main cast of Star Wars just saying a giant fuck you to JJ Abrams and Disney is truly one of the most iconic things I've seen. John Boyega making an Instagram post just to say that Finn was absolutely not going to tell Rey he loved her which included a tweet about Finn being in love with Poe? Amazing. Daisy Ridley looking JJ Abrams, the man who decided to make r*ylo cannon while completely ignoring Finn and Poe's romantic potential, in the eye and saying that finnpoe is the superior ship? An insane power move. And then Oscar Isaac? Taking about how finnpoe should have become canon in every single interview? Specifically calling out the "Disney overlords" for not being ready to include a gay relationship in their movies? Absolutely sensational! Literally the most legendary thing I have ever witnessed! I'm kinda concerned he's gonna get hunted down by some Disney assasins but damn, I would honestly die for that man at this point

Concept: For Spiderman 2, Pete and MJ get a lot closer. Their friendship is the central focus of the movie and in the second act, we get hints of romantic feelings from both sides.

MJ is the first to recognize that she has more-than-friendly feelings for Pete. Like, she starts noticing that their little friendship dates starts turning into real dates, only Pete is too oblivious to her and his own feelings. Pete starts to get to know her more and vice versa.

The turning point is when prom is announced and MJ is expecting Pete to ask her to the dance. However, Pete doesn’t and is discouraged when MJ goes into a rant about how stupid prom is. Pete WANTS to ask her but he’s not exactly sure WHY he wants to ask her (he hasn’t realized he has feelings for her yet). But what Pete doesn’t know is that MJ’s rant was just an act and that she’s too afraid to just directly ask him out, worried that he’ll reject her. Turns out, she’s afraid that she’ll lose him as a friend so she doesn’t make a move.

Miscommunication…a central factor to any romance. Then, Kraven the Hunter comes in and kidnaps MJ for the climax.

Kraven sends a message out that he wants Spiderman to face him and that he has “his girl”. Ned thinks it’s Liz until it’s revealed that it’s MJ.

That’s how Peter finally realizes he has romantic feelings for MJ, since even the villain managed to pick up on their romantic tension.

And then during the final battle, an injured Pete finally asks MJ to prom and she answers by kissing him before saying, “Hell no…just kidding, of course I’d go with you, dumbass.”

Batman goes to therapy

(minor) spoilers for tros

wow, just watched TROS and Disney giving Poe a (subtle) love interest out of thin air (alongside doing the same to Finn in TLJ) just to not make Stormpilot a thing (which is way healthier than the other extremely toxic ship they made canon) is the epitome of queerbaiting. just. fuck off.