Meant To Say “you’re So Kind” But Misspelled It And It Autocorrected To This. Now I Sound Like

when arthur said he wanted to go dancing i don’t think he expected it to be while being high on shrooms while trauma dumping AND making a deal with an eldritch creature

“𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦.

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶.“

the freaky horror guy who makes children cursed toys when u don’t wanna sit in the chair he bought (it was sixty euro!!)

with each of these sam episodes i feel like one of those dogs when their owner pretends to say all their favorite words except it’s a podcast and i’m insane

god FORBID a woman just tries to grow strawberries without some eldritch horror sucking the trauma out of her (can’t have shit in the tma-verse)

arthur probably every day

Jared Hopworth if he was your doctor

malevolent is a very fun flavor of unreliable narrator. narrator who you're in a situationship with. narrator who doesn't know what owls are and gets scared of your reflection. narrator who refuses to narrate when he doesn't want you to find your keys

Color theory: there are several colors