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I am a(n):
⚪ Male
⚪ Female
🔘 Writer
Looking for
⚪ Boyfriend
⚪ Girlfriend
🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember
"I have to help them!" She yelled jumping from her chair.
"You can't. They want you." He said calmly.
She took off towards the door. He stepped in front of her grabbing her wrist.
"You are more important." He said softly pulling her closely wrapping his arms around her.
"You don't get to tell me what to do." She screamed pushing against his chest as tears streamed down her face.
"You're right, but I'll do everything I can to keep you safe." He said as he tightened his grip.
This will always, always be hilarious hahahha
SUPERKIDDOS, Part 2! So pumped to see people excited about this project. Jon doesn’t appear in this part but he will in the next. Poor Dami gets himself kidnapped (as Damian Wayne, son of rich Bruce Wayne?)
The five meep meeps are Meepo (red), Meepina (green), Mee-Mee (yellow), Meepsa (blue) and Meepalleen (purple). Colin got Mee-Mee because its personality reminded him most of Damian (but don’t tell him that!)
(update: made a small edit on page 8!)
Valentines Prologue << Part One << Part Two >> Part Three
This is on my side blog, and it is from my WIP. Enjoy!!!
This is an excerpt from my WIP. I'm not close to finishing it, but I'm in love with it. This is one of my favorite scenes I've written.
The characters are:
Erin: the narrator. Spitfire. Doesn't like being told what to do.
Damian: her team lead. Raised rich and is seen in the news as a playboy.
Hazel: Damian’s right hand. Has super speed.
Drake: the shape shifter of the group
There are many others, but those are the ones important for this scene.
Enjoy!!!
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"Don’t you dare go easy on me.” Damian said pointing at me.
“Wouldn’t dream of it.”
We circled each other. He stepped forward aiming for my ribs. I jumped to the side and aimed for his chin. My fist made contact pushing him to the side.
“You’re not angry today.” He said holding his jaw.
I glared at him. He jumped forward fast, and his fist connected with my side. I stepped to the right and brought my fist towards his stomach. He caught my wrist and held it tight.
“I like it better when you fight angry.”
I tried pulling my fist from his grip. No luck.
“There usually isn’t this much talking during a fight." I paused. "I heard you almost took Drake’s head off. Why are you so angry?”
He pulled me closer to him until we were inches from each other. “He couldn’t have fought me. I needed someone who could.”
I pushed away from him. He kept ahold of my wrist. “You didn’t answer my question. Why are you so angry?”
He let my wrist go. I stepped back raising my fists. He looked me up and down. He swung at me. I grabbed his wrist and punched him in his stomach. He staggered back.
“No one has talked to me the way you did last night.” He said softly.
I glared at him. “So you’re pissed at me?”
He lowered his fists. “I just need you to do what I say. I’m your leader. Is that so hard to understand?”
I huffed and crossed my arms. “No, it’s not, but you’re not doing it right.”
He glared at me. “Why do you think that you can say something like that to me?”
“Because you’re my group leader, and a good leader would listen to their members. Is that so hard to understand?” I mimicked his voice.
He stepped towards me. I glared at him and stepped towards him. A blur rushed past me. Hazel appeared between us.
She had her hands up pushing both of us back. “OK. OK. Let’s take a deep breath. I think you guys need a break.”
I huffed and turned to the elevator. I pressed the button.
“Hey street rat, try listening next time.”
I turned fast. Damian had crossed his arms and was staring daggers at me. Hazel was looking between us. I started walking towards him.
“Listen here you ass…”
A blur came towards me and swept me off my feet. I closed my eyes. When I opened them, I was sitting on the floor of the elevator. Hazel was pacing back and forth.
“Well that went well.” I said standing and folding my arms.
She stopped and looked at me. She let out a long breath. “Why can’t you guys just get along?”
“Because he’s wrong and I’m sure you know that too.”
She sighed. “Its not my job to tell him if he’s wrong.”
“Yes it is. You’re his right hand. It’s in your job description.”
The elevator dinged.
Prompt: Slammed into a Wall
Fandom: Original Work
@badthingshappenbingo
Part 1
Ruby was woken up by being slammed against a wall. Still groggy, she opened her eyes.
“W-where am I?” She mumbled glancing around the room. Her eyes, still adjusting, could only see the arm that was pushing her against the wall.
The muscular arm held her by the front of her sweatshirt. A familiar laugh echoed in her mind.
That’s right. Something had happened in an alleyway. Some goon, no someone else, had pinned her down. How was he able to do that? She should have been able to fight him and get away, but something happened.
She grabbed his hand and pulled at it.
“Let me go.” She muttered weakly.
He just let out another laugh. He raised his free hand, and Ruby could feel something cold wrap around her neck. He then let her go, and she collapsed to the floor.
With her vision becoming more clear she glanced around the room again. It looked like a gym, with a climbing rope in the corner and mats lining the walls.
Ruby got to her feet and looked the man in the eyes.
“Who are you? And what is this?” She said pointing at her neck.
The man looked intrigued. “You really don’t remember me?”
“I wouldn’t be asking you if I did.”
He let out a huge sigh. “I am who created you. You only have your powers because of me.”
“I don’t remember you,” Ruby repeated. “I don’t remember getting my powers. I just remember walking to school, and waking up a week later.”
“That’s good.” He said with a large smile. “That was what we wanted to happen.”
“That doesn’t answer my question. Who are you?”
He let out his familiar laugh. “My name is Mick, but you called me Doctor Myers.”
Ruby stepped back shocked. That name was so familiar. It filled her with fear, and she remembered many nightmares containing that name.
“What did you do to me?”
“It doesn’t matter what I did. The only thing that matters is what I am going to get you to do. Starting right now. Your powers are good, but they can become better. I understand that you like to run up walls, but you could do something stronger. We have tests and experiments set up that will get you to that point.”
Ruby took a step back as he kept rambling on about the tests and experiments.
“I’m not doing any of that.” She said interrupting him.
Doctor Myers smiled at her. “You do not have a choice.” He pulled out a remote from his pocket and pressed a button.
A sharp pain erupted in her neck. She stumbled forward as her vision started to go blurry.
“What is this?” She asked sitting down on the floor.
Doctor Myers stepped forward. “Let’s just call it an obedience collar. If you don’t cooperate then the punishments will get worse. So I would learn how to obey.”
He stepped closer just as her vision went dark. Again.
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