So! I Am Now Reading Trials Of Apollo, The Tyrants Tomb. I Am On Page 21 And Have Already Gotten Rick

It is finished.

Alex: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab people eyes out. I can make mittens.

Magnus: …What was that middle part?

Alex: I can make a hat.

NGC 3572, Sleeping Dragon

I like the idea of Nico taking up his roman title “The Ambassador of Pluto” as his job and becoming Hades’ liaison for other afterlives; negotiating for disputed souls, solving territorial issues, presenting conflict resolutions, signing treaties and accords, getting to know the other gods, their helpers and the most important inhabitants of each afterlife (maybe even make friends that way). 

And obviously, he gets to stay, as an honored guest, for all the ceremonies and feasts, and see different traditions, so he ends up being quite worldly.  But also consider:

Nico visiting the Norse Valhalla- Magnus: Oh, so you’re a greek demigod? My cousin is a greek demigod too! You might know her, Annabeth Chase?  Nico: What a coincidence… 

Nico visiting the Egyptian Hall of Judgment- Osiris: Meet my daughter Sadie, she is not dead, just passing by. Sadie Kane: Oh, so you’re a greek demigod? I have a very good friend who is a greek demigod too! You might know her, Annabeth Chase? Nico: Okay what the Fuck?

I know this cracking marble floor I’ve heard this sighing wind I knew this husk when it was vibrant and alive

oh shit that scene between rayla and runaan tho

that shit hurted

especially since we know how close they were/are??

ugh.

Good Fanfic: “Hey sorry guys but I’ve lost interest in this story so I decided to end-“

Me:

Percy: Hey Nico! You're Italian right?

Nico: Yeah.

Percy: But you don't look Italian!

Nico: So what am I supposed to look like then? A bowl of spaghetti?

Percy: Bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter "A".

Annabeth: You thought you did something, didn’t you? Sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be formed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.