#𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒𝕟 𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖

Jason, drunk: Dear, what did you say?

Percy, also drunk: When?

Jason: Just a second ago.

Percy: Oh. I said, "when?"

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!! You know how there’s this thing where you translate Percy Jackson will never die and everything? I just did Jasón Grace. Read the TOA books before this, or else it’ll be spoiled.

Jason Grace dies in Trials of Apollo.

Do you see this??!!! It doesn’t say he’ll never die! It says his grace will never be lost!

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“When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.”

— Percy Jackson, talking to his baby sister Estelle

the kane chronicles are way underrated man, those two are the best siblings and its so well written my two beans deserve more attention

Who needs this big of a shower? Sure, I may need more elbow room... but honestly!! Got this off Pinterest. Just wondering... who would want this shower?

*awkwardly raises hand*

I remember when I was in like high school and I’d be sleeping in my bed peacefully, and then I’d wake up and be like- Wait a minute, why isn’t my mom yelling at me to go downstairs and eat?

So I walked to the window and saw snow falling to the ground. I’d go back to bed and snuggle in the covers when my mother would burst in and tell me it was only a two hour delay and I’d feel like murdering somebody.

Also, when I wanted snow, I’d look out the window and be like- cmon snow! Snow! And the snow would never fall and I’d have to go to school.

Please tell me I’m not the only one...

This:/ means that it’s a paragraph change❣️/“Well, this is a change in scenery.”/ “What the hell, Harry we’re in the dungeons.”/ Harry rolls his eyes and leans his head against the damp, slimy walls. “I was being sarcastic, Draco.”/ Draco let out a humph and moved his feet to keep the rats off. “This all could’ve been avoided if you didn’t want to sneak into the fucking High Castle of Atlantis.” Draco snarled, sharp grey eyes focusing on Harry’s almost relaxed face./ “They had good jewels. They do have good jewels. You had the idea to sneak into the Crown Room!” Harry said, eyes flashing in the darkness./ “Well, your father is going to murder us.” Draco said, kicking a rat away./ “Not if these Atlantis people do first.”/ “Harry!”/ “Sorry, but it’s true.” Harry smirked and shifted, trying to get comfortable on the stone floor that hurt his bottom./ “Think about Lady Ginerva. When you don’t come home-.” Draco started, eyes narrowing at Harry’s insolence. Some days, Draco didn’t know why he followed him./ “We all know Lady Ginerva would be happier with Zabini. Have you seen the way she looks at him?” Harry snarled, clenching his chained fists./ “She’s still engaged to you. My so called engagement woman died a year ago, be happy you still have Ginerva.” Draco turned his head to the floor and saw the red eyes of rats flashing in the darkness. At least they weren’t alone, he thought grimly./“Fucking hell.” Draco cursed, as the dungeon doors opened./“Language, thief.”

Part Two coming soon!

oh shit that scene between rayla and runaan tho

that shit hurted

especially since we know how close they were/are??

ugh.

Half of Apollo’s myths is just him (tryna) being a good dad