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IVE BEEN WAITINF FOREVER

will solace: a texan

so after my post yesterday I had people ask me to write some headcanons for our favorite son if apollo. I'm not a born and bred texan, georgia what up, but I've been here most of my life and boy can I say Texans are weird

will yells "all y'all" a lot when giving instructions to campers and these northerners never know how to act

he may be the son of apollo but he's also texan. you'll see him preaching about good eating habits and then see him down sweet tea by the gallon

speaking of, what do you mean there's no sweet tea? how do you just not have sweet tea? NO YOU CANT JUST PUT SUGAR IN TEA AND CALL IT SWEET, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

after his rampage through camp, chiron makes sure there's always sweet tea on stand by

also on the list of things they dont have, will is upset that there's no whataburger around

"do y'all have a buc-ees around here" / "will what the fuck is that"

one word: mums

he brings pictures back from high school and has to explain the concept of homecoming and mums to everyone.

"no not like mom in England, mum like chrysanthemum"

"WHY THE HELL IS THAT GIRL'S MUM SO BIG"

"that's not even the biggest one this year. one girl had one shaped like Texas with lights and bells-"

he saw an aphrodite kid wearing a large ring and just mutters, "must be an Aggie, "

"WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE STATE FAIR?"

will refuses to eat any other ice cream but blue bell and nico learns that the hard way

when nico shadowtravels to texas to visit will during the school year, will drags him to schlitterbahn and nico wonders how they even pronounce these chaotic texan words

"how do you pronounce this thing?"

"you mean waxahachie? it's a town"

exclusively refers to soda as "coke" and gets upset when they actually give him coke and nor dr.pepper

as good as the bbq at camp is, nothing beats texas bbq in will's book

he and leo will break out into "deep in the heart of texas" at random times

they also have a friendly rivalry going on with who's city is the best

"at least you're not from a&m"

he measures distance in time and doesnt understand why everyone keeps trying to ask him for measurements, "it's just 15 minutes away down yonder"

passive aggressive nicknames and phrases with a smile when he's feeling annoyed or pissed off that everyone just thinks is a sweet southern thing

"aww sweetheart, bless your heart"

he doesnt have a heavy southern accent but when you get him on a roll, his drawl will come out and everyone at camp swoons a little bit

this is getting a little long but who doesnt love a good ol Texan will solace

darwin may have been quite correct in his theory that man descended from the apes of the forest, but surely woman rose from the frothy sea, as resplendent as aphrodite on her scalloped chariot. margot datz.

Lester: hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Zeus: I don't regret my decision in turning you mortal. You're clearly a hazard to society.

Meg: and a coward. Do twenty.

So. On Webtoon I’m reading Sirens Lament. OMG THE FEELS. I JUST FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO GET THAT OUT BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO SQUEEL AND JUMP ON THE BED AND THROW MY PHONE AND CRY AND ALL THESE EMOTIONS. Yeah. That’s all

#webtoon #feels #idkwhattodo #whydoidothistomyself #canthelpmyself #SirensLament

people who read fanfiction in public are underrated heroes

types of girls: supernatural beings

angel: silky white clothing, daylight, candles, long wavy hair, soft wind, sad smiles, old soul, warm hugs, choral singing somewhere far away, sun shining through big windows and flowy chiffon curtains, gentle and loving touch.

demon: heavy makeup, high heels, cigarette smoke, contagious laughter, club’s bathrooms, neon signs, big cities, chokers, sharing secrets, passionate kisses, living in the moment, big smile but sad eyes, inside jokes.

fairy: green summer forests, flowy dresses, dancing with your eyes closed, walking barefoot, braided hair, picnics, lambs, hugging trees, harmless pranks, happiness for no reason, old fairy tales, flower crowns, soft giggles.

goblin: collecting shiny things, unusual hair colour, tons of accessories, a thousand exiting stories to tell, frogs and bugs, silly dance moves, messy hair, really old colorful clothing, holding hands, moss, childlike excitement.

mermaid: casualy flirting, pearls and sea shells, innocent looking yet seductive, whispers, beautiful singing, Renaissance paintings, pastel colours, mysterious smile, hairclips, sleeveless dresses, carousels, moonlight, glitter, undefined feeling of nostalgia.

vampire: red lipstick, dark eyes, resting bitch face, black-and-white films, cloudy night sky, dark forests, history, antique mirrors, scary stories, black silk, perfect manners, big old libraries, silver rings, vine bottles, skulls, hiding your feelings deep deep inside.

Queen Susan the Gentle during The Golden Age

a winter gift for @thesokovianaccords

J U S T

definition - based on or behaving according to what is morally right and fair.

origin - late Middle English: via Old French from Latin justus, from jus ‘law, right’.