Percy- “God hasn’t killed me because he doesn’t want to face me”
Annabeth - “spiders are bitches and that’s that on that”
Jason - “ B I T C H”
Piper - “If I wanted to look good you’d be on your knees begging me to step on you”
Frank - a very convincing cat impression
Hazel - “I’m willing to fucking die for this cat”
Leo - “I haven’t slept in 36 hours and I’m pretty sure I could go on for another 7 hours at least”
Reyna - crushes empty can in her fist
Nico - “I’m gay ,broke and tired leave me alone”
Will - “Look man I don’t care how pretentious I look I’m gonna sit in the sun and play my ukulele”
Samirah - in response to how are you doing “no”
Magnus - “I haven’t stopped screaming internally since I was 11”
Alex - flips off the sky
Carter - “Just… stop”
Sadie - “YEET YEET MOTHERFUCKER”
My band on a daily basis lol
clarinets: have completely given up
flutes: still frantically trying to match pitches between songs
Decided to make a slightly more inclusive version of this meme. Lets keep the list going though.
Percy is sooo not a morning person and is likely to use soap instead of toothpaste unintentionally
Leo is the same way, he once poured coffee into his cereal and ate it anyways
Piper is always angry when she wakes up and will cuss you out if you try to talk to her
Annabeth is completely unresponsive in the morning and should not be held responsible for anything she did before her morning coffee
Jason actually likes mornings and goes on 6am jogs (can’t relate)
Frank usually joins Jason on those jogs
Hazel is a morning person and is pretty productive during that time
Nico detests mornings and will not get up even if you throw him off the bed
Calypso loves mornings and can usually be found gardening early in the day
Reyna is pretty neutral on mornings and spends them planning things for the legion
Rachel is a freak of nature and will be awake at 4am painting (yes I know she’s not a demigod I just wanted to add her)
Will, despite being a child of Apollo despises mornings and will probably be found surrounded by several coffee mugs
Grover enjoys mornings and spends them outside hiking
THE AUTUMN NARNIAN GIFT EXCHANGE.
for @calormen by @taintedcalamity .
build me a bloodline, build me a bond | f.o. (insp.)
wars don’t spare children.
My favorite siblings ❤
insp.
If Remus (and Sirius) had raised Harry, there definitely would have been a time when he was little that Harry would have touched his scar and touched a scar on Remus’s face and said something like “We’re the same” and Remus would have cried so hard.
cop: turn around
apollo: every now and then i get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming ‘round
cop: TURN AROUND
apollo: every now and then—
apollo: *gets tased*
A young single mom who is helplessly in love with books... don’t think me old, I’m 20.
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