Mihashi in 1st ep of Big Windup!: cries, calls himself a shitty pitcher, stutters over his own name, gets the fear of god placed into him by a woman squeezing oranges, cries, finds his soulmate/catcher, cries again
Sawamura in 1st ep of Ace of Diamond: cries, bitchslaps 12 students and has the audacity to slap the grown-ass umpire as well, faces off against the strongest looking motherfucker and tries to pick a fight despite being a guest, meets his soulmate/catcher, cries some more
In summary: to be a pitcher you gotta have some good-ass tear ducts
The Expo Fire was really just a battle of Hamada Puppy Dog Eyes™.
Tadashi won.
PB? Personal Best? No you mean Personal Bawling. I'm going for my record tonight.
/butchers a Homestuck quote and runs
Tododeku shippers: Clearly the cold-hearted Prince Todoroki has his heart melted by sweet squire Izuku, and eventually their squire and knightly prince relationship changes to a heated romance during their quest. Bakudeku/Katsudeku shippers: No clearly it's about the wild Dragon King Bakugou being tamed by the sweet and determined disposition of Midoriya, with the two eventually forming an equal relationship after Balugou gets past his initial anger and jealousy. Me, a poly: TodoBakudeku where the incredibly gutsy and hard-headed knight Izuku proves his worth to both Bakugou and Todoroki through his fighting skills and generous disposition, causing the two to come to terms with their own internal problems as well as interest in the knight. Cue the two attempting to prove themselves to Izuku by making themselves better people and fighting to their highest potential, which encourages Izuku to do the same. However, along the way the three realise their mutual like for one another, and after they defeat the great evil in the land they make their own kingdom (far far far away from that arsehole King Endeavour and the shitty kingdom Todoroki once was confined to) and proceed to carve out a new era of peace through their equal status of lovers and kings.
This is eerily close to Australian lad culture and now I'm very afraid.
dfs sale bake off cheeky nandos w/ the lads BANTER freddos prices! (Every1 remembers when they were 10p) dick and dom the government no likey, no lighty u wanna go m8 i’ll bash ye fokin ‘ead in swear on me mum the stig (it follows a ‘they say'x2) eurovision sOGGY BOTTOMS Buttery biscuity base 👌👌👌 on instagram pictures when [X] thinks your girl is bare piff but shes YOUR girl innit it was just a bit of banter OI U FUCKING KNOB ladbible fb page lynx body spray (basically Axe) Peng m8! shouting whhheeeyyyy when someone falls over Lads on tour
Brennan, creating a series based on NY that is both a homage and a critique to the city and its symbol as The American Dream: I’m sure all my cast members who lived here are gonna love the in-jokes and history I’m referencing :))))
Siobhan, a New Yorker who is willing to dunk on the city she spent many years being real fucking poor and playing the occasional hostess to Brennan: fuck NY, fuck those fuckers in Westchester, fuck The American Dream, fuck Capitalism, I’ll come for you Brennan if you even think about romanticising the city even once god damn I hate the greed in that fucker
Everyone talks about how much Emily, Ally and Lou heckle Brennan on a daily basis, but we don’t talk enough about how it’s Siobhan immediately pick up the instigators thread and fuxking bolting. 69% of Bullying Brennan sessions are someone starting shit and the other 31% is siobhan gleefully taking the chance to roast the man who once took over a room in her shitty NY apartment that fuck
the famous ass-eating monologue??? And it’s constant repeats through the seasons?? She just wants reddit to eat Brennan’s ass like he deserves
What a great week for Adrinette! Also, yes to Adrien using Mandarin to say stuff he’s too shy to say in French.
Cute male workmate my age who I'm still getting to know: Haha, so when you going to start liking guys? Lol. I'm so funny.
Me: When they become more mature and not so awkward around me. For now, I think I'd prefer to date a female. We're much prettier and WAY more brilliant.
Workmate: Wait, are you gay?
Me: No. I'm pretty sure I like both girls AND guys. Is there a problem?
Workmate: ...Are you saying that you can date both guys and girls?
Me: If I want to, yeah.
Workmate: AW FUCK YEAH! GO YOU FOR GETTING TWICE THE PEOPLE I COULD EVER GET!
The best thing about Blue Exorcist is that the True Cross Academy literally lets a demon that they CLEARLY don't trust be in charge of the entire school. Just like...they don't trust Mephisto at all yet they let him take care of the next gen of exorcists???? Who the hell let this flamboyant sinner take control???
Watching the newest Bungou Stray Dogs ending is like watching some dramatic drama of two Dazai's two lovers fighting over who gets to claim the crazy, gorgeous, suicidal asshole. clearly it isn't going so well for Akutagawa.