Conflicting Views Of The New Ending

It's okay, I didn't need my heart.

Zeref is the only one who knows Natsu’s birthday…

Do you think that every year he throws a little party? Only it’s not really a party, it’s just Zeref sitting alone in the dark, thinking about when they were a family, and then he just whispers “Happy Birthday, Natsu…” really sadly.

Wait! Fuck! I was so wrong!! Damn it. (I'll just use the scene to fuel my devout pansexual Sinbad headcannons)

Artemyra, a city run entirely by females, has a red light district.

You know what that means???

BEAUTIFUL BIRD LESBIANS THAT CAN AND WILL CRUSH ANY MAN!!!

found the best twitter 

THIS IS AMAZING

TADASH- wait  HIR- TA-…h…NO. Idea from this post/myself I saw on my dash. c:

With 20biteen kicking off, it’s time to remember one of the original bisexual icons that made us realise we were queer growing up. Li Syaoran was peak bisexual dumbass and a blessing upon us all. Not only did he fall hard and not know what to do with Yukito, there was that glorious time where he hadn’t realised he liked Sakura and this spent at least half of the series at his peak Bisexual Panic Mode. Such features included: blushing every time he looked at either of them, listening to voice mails of Sakura, being unable to speak whenever either complimented him, and his Special Move, Run Away As Soon As Things Get Bi. And in the background Touya is mentally preparing the skin the dumbass kid who is crushing on his love and his little sister respectively, while Tomoyo encourages more havoc and laughs maniacally to herself as she films it.

Imagine whoever finds Tadashi gets super flustered by his state of undress, but they have to somehow get him back to their base. Then they have the task of cleaning and bandages his wounds before they could even THINK about putting clothes on him. And to make the fireproof suit, they'd probably have to take EXACT measurements of Tadashi's body so that they can make it perfectly. The poor dear wouldn't be able to look Tadashi in the eyes.

I wonder why no one is discussing the fact that if Tadashi does become Sunfire and transforms the first time, his clothes will burn into ashes and he’ll be completely naked until he gets a fireproof suit.

Hiro: I remember when I was five, hiding under this desk with all my Halloween candy. Had some peanut M&M’s, went into my first anaphylactic shock and had to be rushed to the hospital. Came home, celebrated with a Snickers, went into my second anaphylactic shock.

Fred: When did you figure out you were allergic to nuts?

Hiro: Sometime around the third Almond Joy.

MY REIGN OF TERROR SHALL NEVER END

pipalia: a fanfic

jason: thalia plz help there's this girl i rly like

thalia: k

*piper walks into room*

jason: omfg thalia there she is thalia--

thalia:

thalia:

thalia: ayyy

jason:

jason: thalia

jason: thalia no

thalia: thalia yES